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Boom, zing. Got me again.

It's so great spending time with you, Lauren.

That doesn't go there.

What are we gonna do?

Oh. Oh, man! It's gonna explode in 3, 2...

Oh, thank God.

That was close.

It was almost unorganized for a minute.

- Hi.

- How are you?

Good. Are you going to Tyler's game

on Saturday?

- Yes! Of course!

- Great. I'm putting you down.

It's what you do best.

On the board, Mark. On the board.

Lauren, the boys don't need a board.

They don't need a list.

The know they can count on me. That's it.

Dad, can you help me with my homework?

Oh, I can't, bud! Sorry!

I gotta go to a thing! Ask your mom!

This is not an example of my behavior.

Did you leave?

No, oh, oh

I'll never be that girl again

No, oh, oh

My innocence is wearin' thin

But my heart is growin' strong

So call me, call me, call me

Miss movin' on

Oh, oh, oh

- Larry, wanna shoot some hoops?

- Dad!

- Oh!

'Aah!

- Stop! Get out!

- Oh!

Why wouldn't you knock?

I'm sorry, honey! I didn't see anything!

Oh, thanks a lot!

No, no, no!

There was plenty of stuff to see!

Uh...

I mean, I didn't see any gelling going on!

- How about a fist bump?

- No!

Larry, we both need this fist bump.

We're cool.

Hey, how we doing in here?

I'm talking to Mom.

Great. What are you guys talking about?

It's girl stuff.

Okay. Well, just so you know,

I'm pretty good with girl stuff too.

Excuse me for a second.

Thanks, Dad.

But I just wanna talk to Mom.

Sure, sure.

Say hi for me.

I'm all out of stickers.

You're all out of face.

What happened to you? Ugh.

Can I play with Espn now?

Espn is having her quiet time.

Oh. With Invincible Mommy?

"Invisible." Yes.

It's not fair only Espn gets to see her.

I know.

I wish I could see her.

Me too.

Come here. Mm.

Eh, eh?

Mac and cheese?

- Mac and cheese.

- Yeah!

I mean, he's looking around here.

Looking for you.

You knew it was today.

I published the calendar.

Laur, the meeting went longer than

expected. What do you want from me?

You know what?

I just want you to be a dad! I can't take it!

Why don't you hop over to the snack bar,

see if they sell any chill pills.

"Chill pills"?

Why don't you "bust a move" back to 1990.

You're at a baseball game?

I'm going on a mystery trip with Dick.

That's so great.

I have no idea where we're going.

He's so much fun.

I'm so excited!

Now batting, number 23, Tyler Reynolds.

Okay! Come on! Go Tyler! Whoo!

- Come on, Tyler!

- They're putting this kid in?

League rule.

Every kid has to play two innings.

Even kids like him.

- You shut your piehole.

- I'll kick your ass!

- Or I'll stuff my entire fist in your mouth!

- Burt Reynolds scrawny reject!

Hey, how old is that pitcher?

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