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I have two wonderful men in my life:
Brendan and Tyler.
Brendan needs a girlfriend
You're suggesting sex and drugs
as a remedy for my children's behavior.
Aah. Oh, my God. this is the dress
I've been wanting forever.
Ooh.
What? No.
- Who has that kind of money?
- Dick.
Try this on. This is a total MILF dress.
We don't try on the clients' clothes.
It's one of our selling points.
"We won't wear your underwear
while we're organizing your closets."
I'm just saying.
Back to work.
I think right at the bottom of this rack,
we could fit some more shoes and storage...
Jen!
Kanye, come and change the baby.
North is wet and I don't wanna
drop her on camera again.
Okay. Take it off.
No! Look, this whole rack
still has the price tags on.
Technically, she hasn't taken ownership yet.
And besides, she's at the tennis club.
Now, try this on.
from the kind a man cheats on...
...to the kind a man cheats with.
I'm gonna go pee.
Expensive. Expensive.
Ooh, most expensive.
Wow. I didn't know you were
gonna look that good in it.
Oh, honey, what's wrong?
You didn't do anything wrong. Mark is a pig.
But the kids don't know that.
Agh. They just...
They want us to get back together.
And I don't know how to explain it to them.
Well, it's time for them to learn
that their dad is a big pile of crap.
I get so depressed
I need to wear high, sexy heels.
- Stop jogging.
- It helps.
It's freaking me out.
Look at me. I'm ridiculous.
Come here. Come here.
- Jen's got you.
- Now I see why they call you "Closet Queens."
- Instagram.
- Facebook.
'Yes!
'Yes!
It was awful, man.
There was no connection at all.
I was so happy when you
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