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when Mrs. Reem brought it in.

What is it now?

It's better than a toaster, Mr. Crudd.

It's a toaster plus.

Wasted heat from the toast...

...rises up to the pan cooking the egg,

which in turn heats the coffee.

Once the coffee starts to percolate,

the eggs flip out onto the toast.

Just make it a toaster again.

Okay?

What is that?

A sound-activated,

aerodynamic insect predator.

I don't like the looks of that.

Don't be afraid of it. It's like a dog.

If you run from it, it'll chase you.

I want that out of here.

You need to be fixing things.

Now look at that mess!

- What are you doing with that thing?

- Down, boy.

What happened? ls that all right there?

Apparently, the fly left the room.

It's activated by the buzz.

You are in big trouble.

- Now, you just clean up this mess.

- Yes, Mr. Crudd.

What's the plus and minus on it?

Good. That's great news, Betty.

Give it to Mark.

Listen up, everybody!

We just got our latest poll results

and we're five points up!

Thanks to you!

I want to promise you

that when we're elected...

...nothing is going to stand in the way

of the things...

...we promised to do in this campaign.

That's a guarantee.

Harris! Harris!

What are you doing here?

The garbage goes in the back.

- Give me that.

- Eleanor. Get your hands off of her!

I want to wish Mr. Harris luck. I

understand you're doing well in the polls.

Maybe we can talk somewhere private?

Anything you say to me, you can say

in front of them. We have no secrets.

All right then.

I understand you're going to need

campaign contributions...

...and I would like to contribute.

A cool $1 million.

Save your money, Mr. Minelli.

You can't buy me.

How about I rent you for a couple of years?

You can't even window-shop.

If you'll excuse me,

I got a press conference...

Wait a minute. I want to talk to you.

Hey, Harris! Don't walk away!

Nice office you got here.

Don't work too hard!

Especially you, lady. Life is short.

So must be that thing in your pants.

Caught me stealing coffee!

I hear the coffee downstairs

is even greasier than the reporting.

So now you know I work at Hard Edition.

I hear you're a good cameraman.

You've been asking about me?

Here, let me give you my card.

You don't need to sneak around.

The digits are right here.

The first one's the office...

...the other one's the important one,

that's the phone by the bed.

I bet that one doesn't ring much.

I'll think about it.

Kevin, it's me! Come in. Over.

- What?

- Kevin, are you there? Over.

- Darryl, not now, please!

- I can't hear you. Talk into the buckle.

- I said, "Not now." I'm busy.

- Closer. I can't hear you.

- Not now.

- Closer. Over.

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