Blades Of Glory

Synopsis: When rivalry between the world's best men's figure skaters - sex addicted, improvisational Chazz Michael Michaels and germophobic, precise Jimmy MacElroy - breaks into a fight on the awards platform, they're banned from the event for life. Three years later, desire for a gold medal and a careful reading of the rules lead them to compete as skating's first male-male pair. Can they overcome mutual dislike, limited time to prepare, their coach's secret past, and the dirty tricks of their main opponents, the Van Waldenberg siblings? The key to victory or defeat may lie in the attraction of the virginal Jimmy toward Katie, the Van Waldenbergs' little sister.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Production: Paramount Pictures
  3 wins & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
70%
PG-13
Year:
2007
93 min
$118,153,533
Website
1,142 Views


How do you describe

something like that?

He just uses everything at his disposal.

The movement, the music.

And he just nails the triple Axel!

LAMPLEY:
Surfing a tsunami

of swagger right now.

SCOTT:
Well, you know

he is sex on ice.

LAMPLEY:
Hello, ladies. Typical of

Michaels, it's not enough just to win.

He wants to make love to the crowd.

SCOTT:
That's why

those seats are so valuable.

That's what they want

from Chazz Michael Michaels.

(SCREAMING)

(INAUDIBLE)

LAMPLEY:
Michaels just

slipped MacElroy a very public note.

You have been called out, sir.

(EXPLOSION)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

You're welcome, Stockholm.

LAMPLEY:
Unreal. An instant classic.

SCOTT:
Just when you think

you've seen it all,

Chazz Michael Michaels walks in

with the unrated version.

LAMPLEY:
The undefeatable underdog,

ice skating's backdoor lover,

Chazz Michael Michaels has come

in here and captivated this arena

like a stack of classic Euro porn.

And so while his scores

are being tabulated,

let's learn a little bit more

about skating's Leather-clad Lothario.

Chazz Michael Michaels,

an ice-devouring sex tornado.

Spawned in the hell-fires of Motown.

CHAZZ:
Troubled childhood?

If you call being a nine-year-old kid

with a 35-year-old girlfriend troubled.

LAMPLEY:
At age 12,

Chazz escaped a life of

running cigarettes and illegal fireworks

by becoming a star in Detroit's

underground sewer skating scene.

The only skater to win four national

championships and an adult film award,

which is not to say this rough-hewn

heartthrob doesn't have a softer side.

He recently published a book of poetry,

Let Me Put My Poems in You.

Before a big competition,

I like to work with leather.

The Native Americans always said

that working with hides and pelts

releases the soul.

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Jeff Cox

Jeffrey Lindon Cox (born November 9, 1955) is a former Major League Baseball third base coach for the Chicago White Sox. He is currently a baserunning specialist for the Detroit Tigers. Previously, Cox was a second baseman for the Oakland Athletics during the 1980 and 1981 seasons. He batted and threw right-handed. more…

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