Black Sheep Page #3

to ground yourself.

You're a tree.

Come on.

A tree.

Your taproot extends

down into the earth.

My... my what?

That's your base

chakra.

Feel the energy drawing

out of the soil.

Can you feel it?

Yeah.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Come on, Henry.

The energy flows up

into your navel chakra,

your solar plexus

chakra,

into your heart chakra.

It spreads

to your branches,

your twigs, your leaves.

You are a mighty kauri

commanding the forest.

Look with

your third eye.

Totally relaxed.

Totally relaxed.

Get on the f***ing truck!

Nearly there, nearly there.

Go!

Go go go!

Watch out for the sheep!

Shoot!

Sorry.

What the hell's he doing?

Chainsaw.

Is it turned on?

- Prime it, prime it!

- What?

The pump thing.

F***!

Oi, Henry!

- Are you okay?

- If it weren't for my gumboot...

Who's driving?

- Jump!

- Both:
What?

Jump off, now!

Jump off! Ah!

Oh, sh*t.

Experience:

Wow, what a beautiful view.

- This is, uh, where...

- I know.

This is what?

Ooh, long way down.

I wouldn't want

to fall off there.

This is where my father

fell to his death.

Oh.

Sorry...

to hear that.

Oh, a sheep!

Is that a good one

or a bad one?

Oh, definitely bad.

That's not funny.

Animal flatulence is responsible

for almost half the world's

greenhouse gas emissions.

It's pure methane.

The Kyoto Protocol...

Kyahhh!

What do we do?

Well, reducing carbon

emission from industries...

No, what do we do about

raising the alarm?

My phone...

is in the truck.

Tucker,

what do you think?

Hoof it for the house.

Tell his lordship what's going on.

Is it far?

It's rough terrain,

open paddocks, hot day, no cover.

Yeah, I'd say

it's pretty far.

With about 50,000 sheep

in between.

Then what?

Then I get as far

away from here as I can.

You're still leaving?

I'm especially leaving.

Experience:
Oh, what if the sheep

get down there before us?

Then Angus is gonna have

some unexpected visitors.

Henry.

Well?

No sign of him.

The others have gone

out into the paddocks.

You cannot make a cup

of tea in this country

without some do-gooder starting

a petition to have you do it their way.

You help me in the lab.

And you,

get rid of that stuff.

Bloody animals.

You and your...

your bloody 4-wheel drives.

Think you own the road!

I do, actually.

Angus Oldfield.

What hole

did you crawl out of?

WEKA. The Whole Earth

Kollective Aotearoa.

I know all about

your Frankensheep!

Mother Nature spent millions

of years making sheep.

She doesn't need your help!

Don't talk to me

about nature.

Man made sheep

what they are today,

and I'm making them

what they'll be tomorrow.

If I was a sheep, I wouldn't

be anywhere near you!

If you were a sheep, I'd have you ground

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