Black & White & Sex Page #2

let go, you're f***ing scary.

Am I right?

Yeah, see? There you go.

You're thinking about it.

It's a simple question,

but you've got to think about it

from every different angle,

like "Oh, should I say this",

"or what will be

the ramifications If I say that,

or this, or"... f***ing just...

geez, just f***ing do it!

When's the last time

you said "c*nt"?

I... Don't remember.

Bullshit. Say it.

Well, in what context?

Just say the word.

C*nt.

- Was that so difficult?

- No.

- Then say "smelly c*nt."

- Ah, see that's derogatory.

It's a c*nt. It smells.

They all do. Say it.

- I don't see why...

- Geez, just f***ing say it, man.

- Do it!

- Smelly c*nt.

Thank you.

Would you like to do down on me?

It's a yes or a no.

No.

What, not... Now?

Not here?

Not any time, anywhere?

You said it was a yes

or a no question.

You married?

Is that it?

Playing Mr Faithful,

but it's okay to talk about sex

with other women?

- Sure.

- Why?

What... If... If I'm...

If I'm gonna talk about myself

and reveal myself to...

to you and them,

then I've at least

got to trust you.

You can.

Yeah, well,

then start opening up to me.

- I'm the director.

- And that's the point.

You know, if... if...

If we were making a film

about racing-car drivers and...

and I hooned up to you

in my little red car,

and I was like, "hey, get in.

We'll go for a spin."

You would.

Even if you were scared shitless,

you would 'cause that's

how you'd win my trust.

- So, sex is different, is it?

- Of course it is.

How? It's just bodies f***ing.

My God,

If we can't even get past

the simple,

basic mechanics of it,

how the f*** are we gonna

move on to anything interesting?

So, what's your wife's name?

You won't even tell me

your wife's name?

Matilda.

Matilda.

It's a very Australian name.

- Is she named after the song?

- I suppose she is.

How patriotic.

Hey, Matilda.

What do you reckon?

His tongue, my clit,

nothing emotional?

I get to find out if he's for real,

and he gets to make

his little film.

He any good at that?

Let's stick to the topic,

shall we?

Is he?

Sorry, I've just got to...

Hello? Hey.

Yep. No.

No, I can't. I'm... Busy.

Um... Yeah, tomorrow. Yeah, 4:30.

Yeah,

I'm looking forward to it, too.

Yeah.

Okay, bye-bye. Bye.

- Sorry.

- Was that a client?

No. My daughter.

She's with her father.

Cut that bit out If you want.

Now, uh...

- Where were we?

- Um...

Start from the beginning.

Um... Tell us about yourself,

you know, what you do.

Well, aren't you gonna use

any of the stuff from before?

Yes, I am, I just think

we should start again,

get things going properly

this time, okay?

Okay. Got it.

Uh... Hi. My name's Angie.

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