Bite Marks Page #2

seen you in, I don't how long.

Been a long time, sweetheart.

I'll say! Last time I saw

you, I was still a virgin!

Last time I saw you

was the last time you were!

Anyway, who's your friends?

Just a couple guys I picked up.

Well, howdy, fellas. Plant your

keisters and place your orders.

Burger for me.

Make it two.

And how about you, honey?

Oh, I don't know. It all looks so good.

Do you have a restroom?

Out back. But the food's better in here.

Oh, and hey, honey! If you see a pair of

pokey-dot panties in there, be a

doll and bring em in with ya.

I think I left them by accident

when I took my morning dinkie!

Two burgers!

I guess this is what

hell's gonna look like...

When Vogel gets there.

C'mon!

I believe in you. C'mon!

Close enough.

Vogel, what are you doing?

I wanna f*** you.

No! Oh, no! No way! Not here!

Oh, c'mon! It'll be just like that

motel we stayed at in Fairvale.

That place didn't smell like ass.

How was it, handsome?

Same as I remember it. Hey, how long was it

on the road before you

scraped it up and fried it?

Shame we charge so much for it, isn't it?

Hey, bag that burger.

He can eat it to go.

Say, what are you carrying today, Brewster?

Anything that nobody

notice if one went missing?

Why, sure, darling.

I'm sure there's one in the back

that would fit you just fine.

Really? Would I get a lot of use from it?

Oh, yeah. You'd use it a long time.

Nice. What is it?

Coffins.

Coffins?! A coffin?! Are you nuts?

What would I do with a coffin?

We all need one eventually, darlin.

Not me. I'm gonna be

cremated and have my ashes

mailed to Val Kilmer.

What the hell are you doing?

I wanna see the coffins!

What for? You never seen a coffin before?

Be a good girl and get back inside.

Well, all right. Drive safe

and watch your backside.

Turn right onto Grover Mill Road.

Brewster!

Brewster!

Damn it! I told you to keep me awake!

We could have been killed!

Well, that's what we were doing.

We were playing "Punch Buggy."

Have you seen a Volkswagen on this road?

Have you seen a car in the last two hours?

I just saw one. Real close!

Hey! Cram it with walnuts, Cary!

Hey, mudflap! Don't get pissed off

because you almost killed us!

Hey! Don't touch me! I'll flatten ya!

Get your hands over him!

Hey!

Congratulations. You have

reached your destination.

This can't be it. This ain't no funeral home.

Can you see the address?

No.

You have reached your destination.

Maybe you put the wrong address in.

It's pre-programmed.

Maybe it's in the back!

Okay, okay! So what are you gonna do?

Well, I'm blocking the road.

I don't really have a choice.

Grab your wieners and pray for rain.

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