Bitch Page #2

No, because I got in late.

Okay?

It's okay. It's okay. No, no,

no, no. You're gonna be fine.

- Cindy, hi!

Look at this outfit.

This is so cute!

You must be, uh, Cindy's dad.

- Yeah, listen,

got a little situation.

She has no lunch.

- Oh, that's okay, honey.

- Uh, and that's it. Okay?

- Yeah, uh, there's actually

a grocery store

right down the street,

if you just want to pick...

- yeah, I ca... I can't.

I can't do that.

Uh, can't you just bring her

to the lunchroom or somethin'?

- I'm sorry but

all the kids here brown bag it.

- Jesus Christ, $25,000 a year,

you can't give her an apple?

- Okay. I can hear

that you're frustrated.

Is-is everything okay?

Where's Jill?

- Listen, this is very simple.

Can't you just whip her up

somethin' real fast?

- Excuse me?

- Or-or-or order a pizza?

Or make a-all the other kids

share their lunches?

I-I-i have to go to work.

This is very simple.

You can do whatever you want.

She has no lunch.

She has no lunch.

- Dad?

Hug?

- Alright, I'm sure mom's

gonna be home when you get back.

Hey, listen, Cindy,

I have to go. I have to go now.

- Cindy, I have to go.

- No!

- No!

- Okay. It's okay.

- Yeah, no,

I know that I'm late.

I, uh, I'm having

a family crisis

and I had to drop

my kids off at school.

Uh, I know. I know.

Uh, oh, I think Jill

may have left me.

No, I'm fine.

What? Sorry. Uh, n-no,

y-you just cut up for a second.

Listen, um,

just buy me some time.

I will be there in 20 minutes.

Uh, 30, Max. Uh, maybe 40.

I-I-don't know where I am.

Oh, can you figure out a way

to, uh, pick my kids up

from school?

Alright. I have to go.

You f***in' b*tch!

You goddamn selfish

f***in' crazy b*tch! I knew it!

I f***in' knew you would do

something like this to me.

I gave you f***in' everything

and this is how

you say thank you?

You f***in' b*tch, you b*tch!

You b*tch!

Jed, hey!

Hey!

Hey, bud. I didn't, uh...

I didn't see you there.

I forgot you were there.

- Are you okay?

- Who me?

Yeah, of course.

I'm fabulous. Heh.

Uh, say, bud, can you,

can you just remind me...

where your school is again?

- This is it.

- This is it?

- Yeah.

- Well, hell, let's go, bud.

- You forgot about me.

- I did not forget about you.

- You actually just said

you forgot I was here.

- Yeah, well,

it is a figure of speech.

- Meaning what?

- Meaning... eh, sorry, bud.

Can you just help me

unblock this thing here?

- Why did mom leave you?

- I don't know, Jed,

but we'll figure it out.

She'll probably be in home

in time for dinner.

Alright. Okay, let's go.

- Wait! My backpack!

- Okay.

Good, I remembered.

Go play. Go play!

- I have your wife's sister

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