Birdemic: Shock and Terror Page #2

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I was too much of a salesman

and not enough engineer.

Very funny.

I work at a start-up company

called N.C.T. Software.

Got the stock option.

Hopefully if the company

makes it big

by being bought out

or goes public,

I'll exercise

that stock option,

cash out and walk away

with tons of cash.

My silicon valley dream.

I hope that happens

for you.

Thanks.

Tell me about modeling.

What do you like about it?

I love it.

It's fun and glamorous.

But hard work.

My mother

doesn't see that though.

She wants me to be

a real estate agent.

It's not for me though.

Do what you like, Nathalie.

Follow your dream.

I have every intention.

So how come you never made

a pass at me in school?

I should have.

I was too shy.

Why don't you make

a pass at me now?

I thought I already had.

So what's your plan?

Family? Kids?

Whoa, now this is

getting serious.

I'm just curious.

I'd probably settle down

if I met the right lady.

- Hope you do.

- So do i.

So who's the right lady?

She's beautiful,

kind, compassionate,

honest and loyal.

- Is that all?

- Yup.

How about a nice figure?

Sexy?

That would certainly help.

What do you like

to do for fun?

Watch football,

especially the 49ers.

Also a part-time

eagles fan.

And a little exercise...

Tennis.

How about you?

I like to go to the movies.

And I like to hang around

with my best friends

and go dancing at the clubs...

Clubbing.

And I like to

spend time with Alex.

Alex?

He's really cute.

Who is Alex?

And I love him to death.

Come on, let me see the picture.

Is he your boyfriend?

I can't wait

for you to meet him.

Come on, let me see it.

Come on,

let me see it.

All right.

Meet Alex.

You're right.

He is cute.

- So you're a cats lover.

- Yes.

If I could afford it,

I'd have at least 10 of them.

- Wow, a cat zoo?

- Yup.

You've got to be kidding.

Nope.

Beautiful, kind,

compassionate

and intelligent.

- I hope you find her.

- I will.

- That was fun.

- We should do it again.

I'd like to.

Good night.

See you next week.

Can't I come in?

Not on the first date.

I'm not that kind of girl.

Okay.

Good night.

- Hi, mom.

- Oh hi, honey.

- How are you?

- Oh, good.

I'm just fixing some lunch.

You want to stay?

I've actually

got to run soon.

But I needed to

pop in and see you.

I'm glad you did.

What's that smile

all about?

I don't know what

you're talking about, mom.

Oh, come on.

I see it all over your face.

Well, I did meet a guy.

You're kidding.

He is great, mom.

You know we went

to the same high school?

- Is that right?

- Yeah.

We had lunch over the weekend

and it was terrific, mom.

I mean, we hit it off

right away.

He's smart

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