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this Jurassic mall...

find our girls...

and take care of what

we need to take care of.

Hey! Look! Look!

- Get them out of there!

- Oh, my God.

Doyle, I dont think

this is a mall.

Get them out of there!

Youve got to be kidding me.

My bug!

Son of a b*tch.

Here we go.

Mr. Leaky, has there been

a security breach?

Who are these men?

Has the Bio-Dome

been contaminated?

No, no.

Ladies and gentlemen,

surprise, surprise.

We are pleased

to announce the arrival...

of our two

special scientists.

Beam me up, Stubby.

- Jim, hes a Vulcan!

- This way.

This preplanned addition

to Team Bio-Dome...

is intended to simulate

the Chaos Theory...

as we encounter it in nature.

Well have plenty more

information on this...

a little later on,

and lll get back to you...

but as you see,

right now we have work to do.

Work to do.

Who could be stupid enough...

to think Bio-Dome was a mall?

Bud Macintosh

and Doyle Johnson.

Generation X road kill...

on the superhighway

of progress.

Theyre not terrorists.

Its worse.

Theyre junior college

students from Tucson.

They really thought

it was a mall.

Faulkner, get them out now!

The doors are sealed

for one year.

I cant open the doors.

If I open the doors...

the integrity of the

scientific data is compromised.

Everything depends on

the time frame of one year.

Screw the time frame!

I have 100 million

invested in this.

I dont intend to lose it

because two twits from Tucson...

cant tell a mall toilet

from a damned rain forest!

Squirl, break the ice.

Excuse me, miss.

Are you tired?

I beg your pardon?

Are you tired?

No. Why?

Because youve been running

through my mind all day.

Excuse me, miss.

If you were yogurt,

would you be...

fruit-at-the-bottom

or stirred?

This is your problem.

Fix it.

Then they have to stay.

Our preparation was

for five people, not seven.

Adding two more

at this stage...

throws the whole system

off balance.

Then the system will adapt.

Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

When you fell from Heaven,

did it hurt?

Bud, Doyle, hello!

lm Dr. Noah Faulkner.

You may recognize me

from television.

You the guy

with the spray-on hair?

Anyway, as lm sure

you already know...

you have stumbled

into an exciting new world.

Tell me, have you ever

dreamt of being famous?

When I was little,

I wanted to be a rock star...

because I could do this

with my finger.

But as I got older,

I realized the reality...

of the corporate

rock world sucked.

Besides,

you only knew one song.

Ironman, Ironman

Does whatever an iron can

Pancake flat, like a glove...

Hold it!

Thats Spiderman.

Black Sabbath did Iron Man.

Oh, come on.

What, do you

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