Billboard Dad Page #2

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-Next!

-lsn't Tess gonna dive?

See you later.

Put this on my back.

l don't wanna get sunburned.

all right already.

l'm not your slave girl.

Oops!

lf you'd concentrate on diving like

you do on the diving instructor...

...we might have a chance to win.

l can't help it. He's a hunkasaurous.

How could you not think

he is totally delish?

-He's not her type.

-What is?

A man who can jam

Dude with a tude

A tower of power

Can rock the shower

-Rock what?

-l gotta work on my rhyming.

This is Cody.

We've known him since...

...forever.

He lives in the neighborhood.

Cody has a big crush

on my sister, Tess.

She's the only one that doesn't know.

Two tickets to the No Doubt concert

next weekend.

My old man worked on their album.

l got backstage passes.

That's so cool! My favorite band.

Good, l was hoping

you might be up for it.

We can't go

without a responsible adult.

-My au pair. She's 18.

-She said responsible.

Your au pair used to be a groupie.

Your dad met her on tour.

Tess, let's show 'em how it's done.

Hey, Jules. Hey, Kristen.

Who's that?

-Some new kid.

-l heard he's from Holly-weird.

-Don't panic. l've got you!

-Let go of me, college boy, l'm fine.

How would you like it if someone

laughed because you fell in the water?

-Well, it was sort of funny.

-Yeah, hilarious.

l heard he goes to a special school

for problem kids.

-Heard he got kicked out.

-He did time at juvie hall.

One thing's for sure. He should be

arrested for crimes against fashion.

What is he doing?

That guy probably can't swim a stroke.

You don't even dive

off the high platform...

...and you're our best diver!

Banzai!

l think your reputation's safe.

This is our hangout, Van Gogh's Ear.

Dad took Mom here on their first date.

We came here so often,

Autumn named a sandwich after us.

Autumn! Autumn!

Hi, guess who we brought?

Hi, stranger. We missed you!

Hi, girls.

lt's good to see you.

lt's good to see you too.

Wow, look at this!

The place has not changed at all.

Thank you.

That wasn't a compliment.

Hey, Max, where you been, man?

Dude, you look like a fish belly.

You're in need of serious sun.

-l've been busy working.

-Bummer.

Here, let's sit.

-Autumn, my dear?

-Yes?

Still make those famous

ice cream sundaes?

With cookie dough and three spoons!

-And marshmallow sauce.

-And whipped cream?

And nuts?

Dad?

Yeah. Nuts.

Okay, well,

Tyler family special coming up.

This is a great idea, huh?

Get out of the house...

-...see all your friends for a change.

-Sure.

Maybe we can ride the roller coaster

at the pier?

l hardly ever throw up anymore.

Except yesterday.

And there's supposed to be

a pretty sunset tonight.

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