Bill Cosby: Far from Finished Page #2

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and the savageness

and the bravery

and the genius of commanding

and moving pieces and...

No.

It's marriage.

The queen...

Moves anywhere she wants...

Picking off people.

And what happens to the king?

He's moving one square.

look at mother's day

look at mother's day

oh , ma... it's so woderful....

and this is ....

parades and presents

why is it that nobody forgets

mother's day ?

because your mother tells you when

it's coming

she also tells you :

"you better not forget"

and mothers are not truthful people

and the proof of it, is :

every year , your birth

the labor gets longer

by the time you are 30

she was in there for 7 month

in labor !

and she kept saying : oh my god

shoulders !

cut it in half

so ...

here she is

the girl friend

you want her

for the rest of your life.

so that means you have to get married

keep in mind

that's what you moving to

"" the wife ""

the different person

now , they're not evil

they're not evil

but they have a different mindset

first we will start

with the loss of power

which's you never had

these things were written about in books

called fairy tails

where the man was on horse

and all of that

and the woman ... ho..

throw down your hair

you know , and all of that

and he is a swash man and swinging

and flying in

and saving her

when nobody was really bothering her

she can take care of herself

she took care of you

I don't want to take care of another

oldman as long as I live

so now here we go ,

You get the ring.

Then...

Then you're most humble.

You begin to think

what she will mean to you.

And you become humbled,

and you realize,

as you are mad...

as you are mad

that you are really...

You put yourself in such

a low self-esteem position.

"I am nothing.

But if I have her,

I will conquer the world."

And you begin to want her

and need her,

because without her

by your side,

you can't do it.

And then you have the nerve,

after you give her her friend,

to tell her

how worthless you are.

"I am nothing.

And... and if you

will join me..."

Now, this

is getting stupid now...

But it is the lure

of her friend.

She's not paying attention

to what you're saying.

She's looking at the diamond.

She thinks you're saying,

"Please, marry me,"

'cause that's all

they ever say.

You say, "What did he say?"

"He asked me to marry him."

But you were babbling away

about being nobody and nothing

and your heart and that

you're gonna die before her

and you want her there

to see this death.

Later on, thousands of years,

a woman says,

"I don't want to see that again

as long as I live."

So here we go.

You ask any woman

in this audience who's married.

"Did he ask you

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