Bill Burr: Let It Go Page #2
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[laughter]
I MEAN...
[laughter]
"IT'S THE MOST DIFFICULT JOB ON
THE PLANET."
HOW THE [bleep] WOULD SHE KNOW?
UNBELIEVABLE.
[cheers and applause]
[laughs]
BALANCES ITSELF OUT.
AT THIS AGE, YOU KNOW, AND I'VE
AROUND, MAN.
I'M EMBARRASSED WITH MY--I DON' WANT TO BE THAT GUY.
THAT'S THE WORST DUDE TO DIE AS,
BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO
TRY TO THINK OF HAPPY [bleep] TO
SAY ABOUT YOU AT YOUR FUNERAL.
THEY'RE JUST SITTING THERE LIKE,
"HE, UH...
YOU KNOW.
GOD DAMN IT, YOU GAVE THIS GUY
THIS GUY WAS A BILL-PAYING SON
OF A B*TCH, IRONED HIS SHIRTS.
I--I GOT NOTHING.
ABOUT THE GUY.
HE'S JUST..."
NO...
NO, I NOTICED--YOU KNOW WHEN I
WAS WHEN--JUST, LIKE, LITTLE
RANDOM THINGS.
ANOTHER TIME.
ORDERING THE FOOD, AND THE GUY
BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED ME IF I
WANTED A COOKIE, RIGHT?
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I JUST HAD
THIS UNBELIEVABLE URGE JUST TO
FACE.
[laughter]
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PARANOID,
THERE GOING LIKE, "DUDE, WHA KIND OF A MAN ASKS ANOTHER MAN
THIS GUY THINKS YOU'RE SOFT OR
SOMETHING."
CUPCAKE?"
HE DOESN'T [bleep] KNOW YOU LIKE
THAT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE SAD THING
SITTING THERE WITH A BIG GLASS
WHO DOESN'T LOVE A COOKIE, YOU
KNOW?
BUT I SAY IT.
YOU DON'T [bleep].
I SAY IT.
BRING IT UP, YOU DO IT SUBTLE.
THE RESTAURANT.
"YOU WANT A COOKIE, YOU P*SSY,
P*SSY, P*SSY?"
[laughter]
YEAH, SO THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED
I'VE GOT A...
[laughter]
ANYBODY ELSE'S THOUGHTS JUS WAKE THEM UP IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT?
"OH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I'M
[laughter]
ACTUALLY, I'M A LOT HAPPIER
I [bleep] AROUND A LOT WHEN I'M
UP HERE, BUT I'M DEFINITELY A
LOT MORE HAPPIER.
MY BIG MOVE, YOU KNOW, I DECIDED
I WASN'T GONNA GO HOME FOR THE
HOLIDAYS.
I HAD TO.
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