Bill Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 2015
- 94 min
- £381,541
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they slept between two and five pm?
Yeah, mostly. We'd stop fighting
and they'd go and have a lie down
or go and chuck dads at a board.
Hey, where's our drinks?
- Where are our drinks?
- I am the Earl of Croydon.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Here's your tip.
- Oh. "Ha-ha-ha!"
Oh, hilarious.
It's a jesters' convention.
"Ooh, I sailed around the world.
Look at me, everyone. Ooh!"
You're no better than me!
- I do stuff.
- Like what, exactly?
Well, I do... er...
juggling.
Fire eating.
Ah! I'm a prostitu...
No, sir.
Writering.
Writering? Writering.
I am a writer.
- No, you're not, darling.
- How dare you!
I'm the finest writer in all of England!
Are you, now?
Who is it?
Indeed I am, Your Majesty.
Why, how very fortuitous, Lord...
Ooh, I want to say Crawley.
Croydon, Your Majesty.
The Earl of Croydon.
Crawley is down towards Horsham.
Croydon is... um...
Do you know Penge at all?
I don't care.
There is to be a diplomatic summit
with our beloved cousin,
King Philip ll of Spain.
- King Philip ll of Spain.
- Spain.
Sorry.
And what better centrepiece
to this fine event...
than a demonstration
of our great nation's...
utter dominance in the ads?
A play penned by
one of my very own courtiers.
And we shall be most pleased
to hear this play of yours.
Because you know what happens
if we're displeased.
- Sorry, you do know what happens if...
- Yep. Yes, yeah.
Oh, no, that's gone.
Si.
Ooh!
What is the score, Your Majesty?
Juice.
Your Majesty,
there is a messenger here to see you.
From England.
"To His Majesty King Philip ll of Spain."
That's me.
"Queen Elizabeth cordially invites you
to diplomatic talks in London
to discuss the capture of her most
loyal subject, Sir Richard Hawkins."
Actually, I just need to...
I told you she would take the bait.
The rabbit is in the snare.
Your Majesty...
the specialists you requested.
Oh, yes. Talk to me.
Lope Lopez, Your Majesty.
Master of inquisition.
Juan Domingo, Your Majesty.
Espionage. . and weapon-ry.
- Nice.
- Actually, I was aiming for the pillar.
Sweaty hands.
And... where's the other one?
Gabriel Montoya, Your Majesty.
Master of disguise.
If you need a milkmaid, Washerwomen
or female fisherman,
I am your woman - man.
Man.
OK.
We have been presented with a...
- Why are you here again?
- Sorry. Um...
I just need to take food orders
for the banquet.
Just so we've got some rough numbers
on the mains.
Whatever is fine. I don't care.
Er... l can't eat shellfish.
- What?
- Well, prawns are fine.
But... l have to avoid the bivalves.
What... What, what?
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