Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Page #2
- I'm trying, Evil Ted! I'm trying!
Aw, just missed!
- Not bad.
- Yeah, let's make it bad.
We're here, dude.
Is Rufus with you?
One second.
Looks like we lost him in the
circuits of time, duder.
Good.
Then he's gone forever.
Our first act of business:
Destroy that ridiculous,
insipid band!
You got it, dude!
Get to work.
Now!
When my mission is completed...
...this will be the new history.
What a shithead.
- Bye!
- Bye!
Drive safe!
- Dude.
- What?
After we're married,
will the girls stay with us?
Yeah, our girlfriends are
most chaste.
- At least they're not dating our dads.
- Good point, dude.
- Hello?
- This is Joanna.
Joanna! How'd you call so fast?
It's not important. This is:
Elizabeth and I have decided
we're quitting Wyld Stallyns.
What?
- Yes!
- Why?
You're losers and
we don't want to see you again.
No way!
We're going to the desert to be alone.
It's over. Goodbye.
- Yeah, they're completely brilliant.
Not!
- Station.
An incredible fortune in stones.
Yet I'd trade them all
for a hand phaser.
Or a good solid club.
Maybe we should've proposed
to them sooner.
How could we, Ted?
our own apartment.
This is most non-non-heinous.
- What are we gonna do?
- We gotta find them.
Talk to them.
But how?
Who could that be?
How's it going, Bill and Ted?
Ted, it's us again.
- How's it going, Bill?
- Not bad, Bill. And you?
Bad.
We came to help in your most
unfortunate situation.
How?
Come with us. We'll show you.
Excuse us.
- Why?
I don't know.
How do we know they're really us?
We've been through this before.
Without the intervention
of our future selves...
...would we have passed history?
Or met the babes?
Or had a most excellent adventure
through time?
Ted, if you're really me,
how many fingers am I gonna hold up?
Three.
You're right!
Let's go, guys.
We'll drive.
- Ted.
- What?
on an unprecedented expedition.
- Dude.
- What?
I got a full-on robot chubby.
Later, Evil Ted.
Later.
I'm cold.
Hey! Can we have some heat back here?
Shut up, Bill.
That other you's a real jerk.
I'll be more considerate to myself
when I become him.
He said, shut your holes!
I got a very bad feeling.
Out.
So where are Joanna and Elizabeth?
They're not here.
We lied. Here's the truth,
we're gonna kill you now.
- No way!
- Yes way, Ted.
- We're programmed to do it.
- And we want to do it too.
You dick, Bill!
- You're metal, dude!
- I know. Check it out.
Let's go.
Bogus.
We gotta do something.
Dudes, even though
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