Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Synopsis: The world of our distant future is a veritable utopia, thanks to the lyrics of two simple-minded 20th Century rock and rollers, Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted "Theodore" Logan. However, a would-be conquerer threatens to throw history off-track by sending "most non-non-heinous" evil robot Bill and Teds back to kill their good counterparts. Finding themselves dead, the boys must outwit the Grim Reaper and traverse Heaven and Hell to return to the land of the living, rescue their "babes" and have a "most triumphant" concert at the all-important Battle of the Bands.
Director(s): Peter Hewitt
Production: Orion Pictures Corp.
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
60
Rotten Tomatoes:
54%
PG
Year:
1991
93 min
Website
2,161 Views


I'll tell Missy we're on our way.

Should be a most resplendent

birthday party.

- Shall we, ladies?

- Great, sure.

So you have something

else to celebrate tonight.

We got into the Battle of the Bands.

If we win, I'll totally

pay you back your money.

What if you don't win?

Well, uh, I guess...

- Maybe sell more blood.

- Think about selling the instruments.

Of course, we've always got

a spot for you.

Remember my friend, Colonel Oats

from the Alaskan Military School?

- "How's it going?"

- Yeah.

Splendidly.

Remember...

...it's not too late for you, Ted.

For either of you.

For all four of you.

Fresh fudge.

Hi, Oatsie.

Darling.

- Hi, guys.

- Hi, Missy.

Hey, Missy.

I mean, Mom.

I can't believe Missy

divorced your dad...

...and married mine.

Shut up, Ted.

- Your dad looks bad.

- I know.

What's next?

- Maybe she'll marry you.

- Then you'll be your own stepdad.

You probably noticed we haven't

given you our gifts yet.

That's because...

That's because we wanted to say...

Excuse us, dude.

I wrote this myself.

I wrote this last night.

"Elizabeth..."

"Joanna...

...as I wander through this dark

and Ionely forest of life..."

"...surrounded by various beasts..."

"...bears, vipers, squirrels..."

"Not to mention barnacles

and algae..."

"...man-of-wars, starfish,

blowfish, catfish..."

Oh, no, that's freshwater.

The point is, I know we promised you

a better life than this.

What I mean to say is, I realize

when we took you out of England...

...we said the future held

some really good stuff.

Although stuff hasn't

worked out how we thought...

...it will, we hope.

The day after tomorrow,

if things work out...

What this is about is...

- Will you...?

- Marry us?

- Theodore...

- I'd love to.

- Aim for the cat, dude!

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