Bigfoot Horror Camp Page #2

Wow.

Yeah, actually, we should

take our clothes off.

Oh, I don't know, Mary.

It just doesn't seem...

Hi, welcome to the Circle

Double-D nudist colony.

May I help you with

your belongings?

You won't be needing them.

(funky synth music)

You're welcome.

I live to serve.

I'll remember that.

Hey, you're blocking my view.

Let's go.

(smooth tropical music)

It's great.

[Robert] It sure is.

Oh look.

(elephants trumpeting)

Well, I'm glad we're

not hunting elephants.

I'll bet you are.

Next time, maybe.

(elephants trumpeting)

It's so exciting.

(chuckling)

You know, I can hardly

wait to find out

if there really is

a sacred monkey.

I already told

you, it's a legend.

Just one of many.

Anyhow, I think we'd better

stay on the beaten path.

Oh, do you really

think there's any danger?

Of course not, but

that's beside the point.

The truth is, there's no

sense in driving all that way

just to shoot at a legend.

You're awful, Robert.

Shooting ordinary game

isn't any fun at all.

I mean, everyone loves

doing something unusual.

Look, a pair of lions!

[Robert] They didn't even

condescend to look at us.

(chuckling)

(smooth tropical music)

[Narrator] There was a

statue carved in redwood.

Its image was based on

hundreds of sightings

collected over the years.

And it was exactly like the

creature I had seen myself.

(mysterious music)

Oh, darling.

I was scoping out that

path leading to the woods.

I think I'm gonna follow

it and see where it goes.

Oh yeah, I'll try one, thanks.

Try one?

What are you talking about?

Um, well, if I get cold

I'll just put a coat on.

I think the sun

is getting to you.

You're not making

any sense, Mary.

Okay, I see you'll be fine.

Where were we?

Well, I was telling

you about the time

that I saw the monster.

Right.

But I think she was talking

about Mike the maintenance guy.

Ooh, I've got my

own monster story.

Mike was way deep in my unit.

[Woman] In your unit, you say?

Really?

Way, way deep,

if you must know.

Well, if it's the guy I

saw in the office today,

then he's definitely the

right guy for the job.

I saw about that.

[Women] Hi, Mike.

(funky electronic music)

Should've taken a dip with us.

Oh, I would have.

But you see, I

couldn't leave the bar.

Besides, it looks like you girls

got on just fine without me.

[Mary] Bye, babe.

We'll see you later.

Are you thirsty?

That's somebody else's drink.

Yeah, but I poured it.

And it's really more hungry

than thirsty, really.

I haven't eaten breakfast

since 6:
30 this morning.

And breakfast wasn't

really that big,

when you think about it.

I mean, I'm a growing boy.

And French toast, a

little creme fraiche,

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