Big Trouble Page #3

Synopsis: A chain of events starts with the arrival of a mysterious suitcase in Miami. Arthur Herk, a corrupt business owner, wants to get his hands on the case. At the same time, two hit men want him whacked. Tired of his constant fixation on drinking and television, Herk's wife Anna and daughter Jenny decide to find new love interests in divorced dad Eliot Arnold and his son Matt. To add more complication, two thieves decide to steal the case and lead a Miami police team and two FBI agents on a wild goose chase that ends inside the Miami airport terminal.
Director(s): Barry Sonnenfeld
Production: Touchstone Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
47
Rotten Tomatoes:
48%
PG-13
Year:
2002
85 min
Website
609 Views


accomplished in no time.

It's a good thing.

T alk to me, martha.

Good night, Nina.

- I was wondering

if you'd like a drink.

Something with tequila?

Eliot:
Arthur Herk -

one of the few Floridians

who was not confused

when he voted for Pat Buchanan.

No, thank you, mr. Herk.

I'm very tired tonight.

Of course you are,

because you work so hard,

you're on your feet

all day.

A woman's feet

are very important.

Let's have

a foot massage.

But, mr. Herk,

mrs. Anna -

Oh, it's okay.

She's watching television.

And I'm not gonna tell her

that I was here,

and you're not

going to tell her either,

are you, Nina?

Your strong,

sturdy ankles,

your proud peasant arches.

Nina...

let me clean your toes

with my tongue.

Nina!

Nina!

Nina! Nina...

Come out of there.

This is my house.

You work for me, and I

want to suck your toes.

Hope they don't have

a dog.

Eliot:
As it happens,

the Herks did have a dog.

His name was Roger,

and he was the random result

of generations

of hasty, unplanned dog sex.

For the past three months,

Roger had eaten nothing but dirt.

That was when the most evil

being in the universe

entered his life.

Under the influence of the

toad's hallucinogenic chemicals,

Roger thought his furry butt

was a 24-ounce porterhouse.

...Nice cut of meat.

And notice how it is nice and

thick all along up till about here,

and then it kind of tapers off.

She looks like

she has nice feet.

What are you watching her

cook for, anyway?

All you know how to make

are reservations.

Good one, Arthur.

What?

Leave her alone.

Whoa-ho!

I'm gonna see what else

is on.

They have a dog.

Hope they don't have a dog.

They have a dog.

Come on. Get outta here,

you mangy...

That's our guy.

Kill him now, we make

the 11;40 back to Newark.

I can't. He's too close

to the women.

Yeah, you don't

shoot him soon,

I'm dead

from these mosquitoes.

Look at this thing.

He's the size of a Buick.

- She.

- She what?

The mosquito is a she.

How the hell

can you tell that?

Discovery Channel.

Only the female mosquito

sucks your blood.

Sounds like my ex-wife.

B*tch.

I'm going to my room

where it's not so -

I don't know - stupid.

Good night, mom.

Aw, good night, honey.

I think I'll let Roger in

and go to bed, too.

Here we go.

Roger!

I'll witness from here

in case her dad shoots us.

With what,

the remote control?

This is miami.

He has a gun.

We got an interloper.

Not a problem.

- Good night.

Hey, Jenny!

You son of a b*tch!

You leave her alone!

Aaaah!

Nina!

- Leonard?

Leonard?

Uh. Oh.

I don't want any trouble.

me neither.

It was a gift

from the wife.

You don't want to be holding

that when the police get here.

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