Big Nothing Page #2
and logged on to an illegal porn site.
somebody in here
willing to fork over some coin
to keep things hush-hush.
- They all look the same
- And yet they're not.
- R-E-V Neville Smalls. What's R-E-V?
- Reverend.
Exactly! It's brilliant, don't you think?
- I don't think I'm criminal material...
- Wait, wait!
We're talking about a man of the cloth
take off their clothes
and have god-knows-who
do god-knows-what to them!
Who's the real criminal here?
I tried to do things by the book, the
nine to five. You know where it got me?
My daughter is about to go blind,
Charlie. Blind!
- How much?
- 50 for me, 50 for you. Even hundred.
A hundred?
Thousand?
- Dollars?
- Not much to preserve one's reputation.
- What if somebody gets hurt?
- It's a non-violent enterprise.
No harm done whatsoever. Pretty
much all I need is for you to be my alibi.
- That's all?
- That's all.
OK...
Pick the blue one
and you go back to your old life.
But pick the red one
and you finally get to be a free man.
But, I must warn you, once you eat
the red one... there's no turning back.
Yes! I gotta tell you,
I was a little nervous about going solo.
OK. Rule number one -
preparation is king.
More than anything else,
we wanna rule out the element of...
- Surprise!
- Jeez!
Josie, how long were you sitting there?
Long enough to ask how you'd feel
about bringing in a third.
'Here's the touching story
of how Gus met Josie.'
Er... miss.
- Yes, sir?
- I'm gonna get the cheque.
- Why?
- Does the chef have curly hair?
- No.
- I'm gonna get the cheque.
- You work at the call centre, huh?
- Yeah, how can you tell?
- Well, half the town does.
- Right.
- You have that look the rest of them do.
- What look is that?
That how much longer till I drop dead
so I don't have to go to my stupid job!
- That look.
- Yeah, that would be the one.
- You from here?
- Nope. Oklahoma.
- Oh, Oklahoma. What's that like?
- Nowhere near as sexy as you.
- Ahem!
- I'll get that.
So, care to hear about
our desert special?
Wow! Jeez! You sure are a very
forthright and smart girl, ain't ya?
That's what they said last year when
they crowned me Miss Teen Oklahoma.
- What?
- What?
- Miss Teen Oklahoma? Last year?
- Yeah.
- How old are you?
- 18... more or less.
Is it more or is it less?
Well... less, I guess!
Sh*t!
- What the hell's matter with you?
- You're a child!
Do I look like a child? Huh?
OK... Ah! Is there anything else
you forgot to mention?
- Who are you?
- Charlie Wood, Gus's former co-worker.
Josie McBroom.
Gus and I were an item.
- Ha!
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