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- A nanny?
Honey, look what I picked out
for the baby today. Isn't he cute?
Wh-Why are you packing, Malcolm?
Um, well, I'm just packing because, uh-
Guess what?
- Huh?
Um, There's this
- This convention. A safety convention.
Seasoned professionals sharing
ideas. You know, a think tank.
A think tank? Really? Well, who's going?
- Uh, McGruff the
Crime Dog... - Uh-huh.
...uh, Smokey the Bear gonna be there.
- Wow.
- Baby, all the heavy hitters.
like, they all comin out.
So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie
the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great!
Well, its not like we sharing
a room or anything like that.
- I don't get down like that.
- No, baby, I didn't mean it like that.
I just
- I meant that I'm really proud of you.
And I know you're working really
hard to make this new job work.
And I know that you're
doing it for me...
And for Trent and for the baby.
And for all the babies to come.
Malcolm, I love you.
- All the babies to
come? - Yeah. Mm- Hmm.
- You wanna give me
a number? - Mm-hmm.
You understand you need
to get this job, right?
All right. Well, we didn't have
time to cover all the angles...
...but with this rsum, you
shouldn't have any trouble at all.
- Piece of cake.
- Okay, go.
Go get em.
She is an excellent
agent. Very professional.
Oh, Mrs. Gallagher, you're here.
- I'm sorry I was so late.
- Hi.
They're here. Can I
talk to you for a second?
I want you to know things are gonna
be different this time, I promise.
What? I don't know what you mean.
Look, I know that I am particular.
But I am gonna work on it.
I'm gonna be more flexible.
Probably not about
everything, but I think that...
...there is some wiggle room,
in some areas, probably.
Lets just jump right
into the interviews.
Great. Whatever you want.
I have three amazing candidates.
Ladies, Id like you to
meet Mrs. Leah Fuller.
Mrs. Fuller, this is-
Ooh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
Big Mommas in the house.
Ooh, hello.
Oh, I'm sorry I'm late...
...but there was an incident on the bus.
- Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?
- Well, lets just say there's one pervert...
...who wont playing the flute no time soon.
Huh? Ooh, give me a second, please.
Ooh, got my pressure all
up and my nerves goin. Ooh.
Who the hell is that?
Hey, uh, Constance, give me a close-up.
Ooh, hi. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce.
But you can call me Big Momma.
Everybody calls me Big Momma.
Miss... Big Momma?
Um, I'm not sure how you found out about
this job opening, but unfortunately-
- Well, has the position been filled?
- Uh, no.
Now, that's good equal opportunity.
You should know I got Al
Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- Hmm.
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