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Synopsis: FBI agent Malcolm Turner is known best for being a brilliant, master of disguise. Malcolm's latest assignment sends him to small-town Georgia, where he's assigned to trap a brutal bank robber (and a recent prison escapee) who they suspect will be coming down to visit his ex-girlfriend Sherry and her son. Malcolm sets up a stakeout across from the home of a larger-than-life southern matriarch known as Big Momma, who's about to be visited by Sherry. It's a simple plan, but there's one big problem: Unbeknownst to Sherry, Big Momma has unexpectedly left town. So Malcolm, decides to impersonate the cantankerous Southern granny. Using a few tricks of disguise, he completely transforms himself into Big Momma, even taking on the corpulent septuagenarian's everyday routine-from cooking soul food to delivering babies to "testifying" at the local church. In the mean time, Malcolm starts falling for Sherry, who may or may not be hiding some stolen cash. Now, Malcolm/Big Momma must somehow find a w
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Raja Gosnell
Production: 20th Century Fox
  1 win & 9 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
33
Rotten Tomatoes:
30%
PG-13
Year:
2000
99 min
$492,734
3,232 Views


Jesus, let me just make it to the bathroom|before I lose my bowels all over myself.

Jesus.

Will I make it?

Have mercy, Lord.

Those stewed prunes!

They just goin' right straight through me.

I done seen a lot of scary sh*t in my day,

but damn - that was a lotta ass.

I think I need a splint or somethin'.

Just... I'll be all right.

"Dr Green. Wilshire Paediatrics."

Here we go.

God.

Miss it. Miss it.

Think you can throw me off my sh*t?

I'm in the zone.

100 dollars. Come on.

- That sh*t don't count.|- What do you mean?

- You were in my grill.|- 100 bucks, man.

Who could be callin' her at this time of night?

Trussy! Howya do...

Oh, Lord. William's in the hospitalagain?

I'll be there. I'm prepared.|I can staya week or two weeks...

She's leavin', man. Now's our chance|to tap the phones. Come on.

- Driver, please get me to the bus station.|- Yes, ma'am.

I gotta go and help my friend out|for a couple ofweeks.

Over here.

Jesus!

Back up off me.

- Sorry.|- Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce.

Go on, leave me a little message. As soon as|I getback, I'll give you a shout. Godbless.

Big Momma? It's Sherry.

Surprised, huh?

Listen, I was taking a little vacation

and I was headed in your direction,

and I thought maybe I'd stop in and check|on you since I haven't seen you in a while.

But itlooks like you're nothome,|so I'll see you on the next trip.

No!

- We lost her.|- No! Look...

And, Big Momma, I just want you to know...

I knowit's been a long time|since we've talked, but...

I really do love you|and miss you verymuch.

Praise the Lord.

It's my baby Sherry!

Big Momma, you're there!

Hi!

Yes, I'm here, honey child,|lamb chop, sugar foot.

Hang up.

I know things haven't been so great|between us these past couple ofyears,

and I just want you to know

that your place is the only place|that's ever really felt like home for me.

And I can't wait to see you|and llove you verymuch.

Well, I'm...

I'm glad it felt like a home to you, Sherry.

You hurry home, then. All right?

And I'm gonna make sure that I lock you up

so you don't get away from me ever again.

- Bye, Big Momma.|- OK, Sherry. Bye-bye.

- What the hell did you just do?|- Kept us in play.

If Big Momma's not here, she'll leave,|and then we have no case.

Don't worry.

Big Momma'll be here.

Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce.

Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce.

Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce.

All right, Trent.|Mind your manners. No back talk.

And remember... Look at me.

And remember that our business|is our business.

They're here. Now here's the earpiece.

If anybody asks, tell them|it's your new hearing aid.

How do I look?

If I were an 85-year-old man|with cataracts and a bad hip,

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Darryl Quarles

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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