Big Momma's House 2 Page #3

Need me to call? Wanna make a call? Hmm?

- Want a

rally? - Mm-mmm.

First, we have Petra.

- She studied art in Paris.

- Oh. Bonjour.

- Hmm.

- She speaks four languages, and recently worked...

...for one of Orange County's

most respected families.

Unfortunately, they divorced.

Oh, child, that divorce

wasn't your fault.

So what if men like to look

at you in your birthday suit?

Excuse me?

Well, the only way you get a tan

like that is by layin' out butt naked.

Butterball naked. Hmm?

Mrs. Fuller, I can assure you-

No, its all right that you wanna

be a nudist. Do your nudie thing.

All right? It's okay.

I'm sure Mrs. Fuller

is not intimidated...

...by a pair of perky Ds.

Hmm, Ds. Hmm? Hmm?

Oh.

Where you goin? Did I say somethin'?

Ooh. You don't need nobody like

that around your husband anyway.

Okay. Um, our next

candidate is Isabella.

Isabella spent the last few

years in the Peace Corps.

Wow. That explains it.

You-You chasing the dragon?

- What? - You firing

the 'aack- Ack' gun?

Child smoking the cheeba?

I got two words:
roach clip.

So you don't burn your fingers.

- Can you see that? - I should-

I should probably really go.

Who is this woman?

Well, if anyone is beyond

reproach, its Constance.

Hello, Constance. It's

awfully nice to meet you.

Now, I assume you are

completely 'aack-ack' free?

Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course.

She has impeccable references.

She even studied child psychology.

Ooh, that's impressive. Ooh.

Well, children are my passion.

- Oh. Oh, really?

Well, would you say...

...that you're a follower of Bouch?

Or do you side more

with Kreiter's theory?

Um, Kreiter.

- Definitely Kreiter.

- Well, child, Kreiter's my butcher.

And he can cook the hell out of a ham hock,

but he don't know nothin' about children.

So what else are you lyin' about?

What?

Maybe you can forgive her lyin' ways...

...but I'm sure you don't

want a nanny who's packin'...

Packing?

Oh, tell me this is not happening.

Should we discuss compensation?

Oh, Big Momma, I am so glad you came by.

I mean, can you imagine if I had

hired one of those other ladies?

Oh, Big Momma, are you okay?

Oh. Oh, what a lovely stool.

And so comfortable.

Well, let me tell you a

little bit about the Fullers.

I own my own marketing business...

...and my husband, Tom, is in software.

- Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay?

- Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Excuse me.

Uh, maybe I'll just stand.

So your husbands out on a new

project? I can't wait to meet him.

Yeah, well.

- Uh, do you wanna know about the children?

- Well, that depends.

- Will they be around a lot?

- Well, they live here...

...so pretty much all the time.

Oh. Well...

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