Big Bear Page #2
in weddings, you know,
the idea of families
coming together.
But I do believe in finishing
what you started,
so, you know, you said you're
gonna marry this girl and, uh...
Uh, cheers?
Cheers. Yeah, cheers.
Okay, end of show.
That's you, Joe, Mr. bachelor.
Speech!
Are you guys, done?
Are you done with your little
speeches and your little rules?
- Yeah.
- What's going on, Joe?
I'm not getting married.
- What?
- Are you serious?
Oh, sh*t.
- It's probably for the best.
- Shut your mouth, Colin.
Oh, f*** it.
- What happened?
- I don't know. I, uh...
This happened today?
Yeah, right before
I drove up here.
Oh, f***.
She was sitting
in the kitchen, crying.
Her...
Her ring was on the table,
and she said...
Um...
She said it was over.
Ouch, dude.
What happened to your hand?
- I punched a hole in the wall.
- You okay?
Yeah.
I don't think it's broken.
No, I mean, you.
Are you okay?
Oh, um, yeah.
Yeah, I think...
I think so.
Maybe it's for the best.
That you found out
that she's a b*tch now
and not two weeks from now?
Or before a couple of gremlins
crawled out of her.
Which you have to pay
child support for
when you only get
to see them every two weeks.
You only see your kids
twice a month?
It's a f***ing travesty, Nick,
but here's the thing.
I try to look at the positive,
they have soccer games
on the weekends.
I have my boat time.
I don't bring the kids there.
It's dangerous, you know.
There's water. They can't swim.
It's not a safe place
for the kids, no.
But I get to do
bachelor parties though.
That's the one good thing.
Bachelor parties
with my buddies.
- Yeah!
- Oh, sh*t.
It's not your bachelor party
anymore.
I'm sorry, Joe.
Hey, man, did she
say anything else?
Anything? I mean...
Did she say there was
someone else?
Joe? Joe?
Joe.
- Joe.
- Joe!
This is so f***ing bad.
Look, I just came up here
to let you guys know
that the bachelor party's
over, all right?
I'm sorry.
I know that you guys
to this weekend,
but what I need to do right now
is just figure out my life.
What'd you have in mind?
Well, for starters,
before it closes,
I'm gonna go to Ikea.
- Ikea?
- Yeah.
I don't have anything
to sleep on tonight.
Okay, you just got dumped
two weeks before your wedding,
like garbage,
- and you wanna go to Ikea?
- Yeah, yeah.
I need furniture, you know?
I think you just need
to chill out for a minute.
Took his furniture.
It happened to me.
No, I didn't own any with her.
It was all hers.
And I am chill, all right?
Okay, okay. I can see that
you need furniture.
Why Ikea?
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