Big Ass Spider! Page #2
It's got these long black
legs, like a spider,
but it's much too
big to be a spider.
We've got to call somebody.
Look, if it was bigger than a
spider, it wasn't a spider.
I'm sure- A black
cat, maybe, Carl.
It's too big to be
a- Call somebody.
Was it a monkey?
Why would it be a monkey?
Could've been a spider. Carl, right?
Okay. Listen,
it may in fact have
been a giant tarantula.
I've seen tarantulas as
big as a foot across.
Who's this guy?
He happens to be
an exterminator.
Spiders happen to
be my specialty.
I know what spiders are thinking.
I get into a spider's head.
I think like a spider. I move
like a spider, all eight legs.
I become a spider
to catch a spider.
[MAKES SPIDER NOISES]
Okay, all right. Do you
want to go down with
Carl and maybe take
care of this thing?
I'd really appreciate it. As you can
see, I've got my hands full here.
Right now? Yeah.
I'd really appreciate it.
I would love to do that for you.
Carl, we could do that.
Sure. I love to work pro Bono.
Okay, that's great.
I appreciate that.
No problem at all.
No problem. I just have a quick
thing to discuss. See this?
This is my bill for the hospital.
I haven't settled this yet,
so I'll take care of this for you
if you take care of this for me.
Sort of quid pro quo pro Bono.
Sounds fair to me, boss.
Thank you, Jose.
Yes, fine. That's great. Consider
your visit on the house.
Thank you.
Great. Okay, Carl, will
you take this gentleman
downstairs, and let's get
rid of this bug, okay?
Okay, boss, but I
don't feel so good.
Let me see the bite.
Okay, I'm going to
get you to the E.R.
It's going to be an
intern's nightmare.
Woof.
Jose.
Yeah.
Will you please take our bug-
killing friend to the morgue?
Oh, sure.
Anything he needs, just
take care of it, okay?
You got it, boss.
Gracias.
I'm going to have to grab a couple
things from my... from my truck.
That's okay.
You're not a real police
officer, are you?
Security guard.
Okay. All right, my
truck's out back.
Okay. Oh, and they
hand me a gun.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, put it away.
I will. I have handcuffs, too.
Good. Okay.
I got some mace.
Sure.
So you get in the mind
of the spider, really?
I do.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's a little nuts.
Sir, we have a location.
E.T.A. 5 minutes.
It's over here.
Uh-oh, the lights
don't work so good.
[MAKES SPIDER SOUND]
It's cold in here.
No, spiders don't like it cold.
They like it warm. Dark and warm.
Well, that's good.
Hey, Jorge.
Uh-huh.
Can you get my flash light?
It's in the side of my bag.
Sure.
My name's Jose. Okay? Okay.
Oh, my God.
What?
Oh, God.
What?
This is so gross.
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