Bhoothnath Returns Page #2

I am a ghost!

Get scared...l am a ghost!

He won't listen like this.

Remove our victory's stuff out.

Yes, boss.

Oh no Ayeee.. Ohhh...

Oh God!

Next time if he messes with us

we'll burst him like a firecracker.

Kids these days, by God.

I can understand if they

aren't scared of their father..

"but they aren't even..

"they aren't

even scared of ghosts.

Hey, you!

Why were you messing

around with those kids?

Why are you staring at me?

I am talking to you.

Why are you looking behind?

Hey

..you can see me?

These are eyes, not buttons.

Why are you touching your hair?

What's in your beard?

You can really see me?

Yes. So?

Oh no, sir! Not again!

Change your system at least now!

Here's another child who can see me.

What are you doing?

Why wouldn't I be able to see you?

Kiddo, you don't know who I am.

Why? Are you The Invisible Man?

No. I'm a ghost!

Then I'm a witch.

Will you marry me?

Everything I am saying

is going over your head.

Come to my level

and then we shall talk.

Come on up.

Oh damn! You really are a ghost.

Are you feeling scared now?

Poor fears no one.

Here also you are delivering

dialogues. Get down.

That's awesome.

Sit here. Come on.

Sit. Sit down.

Hi!

I'm Bhoothnath.

I'm Akhrot (Walnut).

Akhrot?

It means solid from

outside but soft from inside.

Can I ask you one thing?

Ask two.

What should I do

that smart kids like you..

"get scared of simple

ghosts like me.

You know what your problem is?

You are as strong as a bull

but you are as naive as a cow.

If you want to scare kids then

do something scary not funny.

Hey, come to the point and

tell me what to do.

See, this is India.

Here no matter how

bad the movie is..

..if the trailer is a hit

then the movie is a hit.

Now watch me set a

mind-blowing trailer for you.

First day first show, house full.

Muuummmmy...

What happened?

- What happened? - What happened?

Inside.

There's a ghost.

He's lying.

- I'm lying? I'm lying?

Here you go. I'm lying..

...I'm lying. I'm lying?

Here, I'm throwing it again.

I'm lying.

Are you scared now?

- Yes.

Are your pants wet?

- Yes.

Muuummmy!

You overacted a little.

But in India, only overacting works.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

The thing is, I might

be small but my hear-t is big.

But why did you do this for me?

'Cause I liked your beard.

Idiot, there's no such

thing as a free lunch.

This is how the world functions.

Can I ask you one thing?

Ask two.

Now I'll kick you out of this house.

Idiot, now you are

getting too big for your boots.

No.

The thing is, these school-going,

English-speaking kids..

"don't let slum kids like me

play with them.

So now I'll kick

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