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And he's not even the clear star
of his own show.
Hell, screw ensembles, man.
- I'm being a p*ssy.
- Yes.
If this show tanks, you'll be on
Hollywood Squares for 10 years.
You will also be the mayor
of Pussytown.
I don't wanna be the mayor
of Pussytown.
Get in there and be
the sheriff of Ballsville.
- All right?
- Okay.
- Bring it.
- Okay.
Let's go.
- Stop that.
- Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, guys, where were we?
Couple of big names are available
for Samantha.
- To hell with that.
- Yeah.
I want an unknown in the lead.
All right?
A hot new face that's gonna look good
and set me up.
Because I have worked my ass off
to the bone for too long...
...to build up the brand value
of the name Jack Wyatt!
- This show has one star.
- And I want three trailers.
Nobody in television
has three trailers.
He wants them, you get them.
And I want my own makeup team
in matching jumpsuits.
And a leopard!
I want a pet leopard.
With a diamond-studded collar.
Real diamonds.
- That's enough, Jack.
- And a cake.
A two-story-high cake.
Every Wednesday's Cake Day.
And we're gonna bring it out...
...and we're gonna pretend
it's a surprise.
Because it's Cake Day.
We get it, Jack.
If we have a leopard, we're gonna
We're willing to give
on the leopard.
It's getting hard to breathe.
- Should I be writing this down?
- No.
So this should be fun. Huh? Right?
I used to have the biggest crush on
Elizabeth Montgomery when I was 10.
- We all did.
- The nose. I mean...
It's not gonna be easy finding
a nobody to play Samantha.
Be the sheriff.
Well, Jack Wyatt says
get it done, y'all.
Hey, I'm turning on the sprinklers
in my front yard.
Dimming up.
Dimming down.
Dimming up.
Dimming down.
Wow!
I don't think you quite understand.
This is very confusing.
I put the black cable in the red plug
like they said...
...and the screen is still blue.
I'm here to give you cable.
Oh, thank you, I already have some.
Hello? Don't go away, please.
To heck with all this bunk!
There.
Let's just keep this
between us, Lucinda.
Is your self-esteem low because you
aren't participating in the real world?
Yes, my self-esteem is very low.
Well, let's face it, you need a job.
There's something I have
to tell you, Darrin.
- I'm a witch.
- I'm a witch.
I am a witch.
Good. Good.
Oh, my goodness.
God bless you.
Don't look, but Jack Wyatt
is staring at you.
My heart's pounding,
and I am feeling very weird tingles.
I know. He makes me sick too.
You know him?
Jack Wyatt? The actor?
Where have you been?
- May I join you?
- Sure.
- Hi, I'm Jack Wyatt.
- I know.
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