Better Off Dead... Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1985
- 97 min
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got his arm caught
in the microwave and...
and my grandmother dropped acid
and freaked out...
full of penguins.
So it's kind of a family crisis.
So come back later? Great.
Breakin'up is hard to do
Don't take your love...
- To me, and she's gone
- And she's gone
Fifty ways to leave your lover
Hurts so bad
They say that breakin'up
is hard to do...
The three cardinal
trapezoidal formations...
hereto made orientable
in our diagram...
by connecting
the various points...
HIGK, PEGQ and LMNO...
creating our geometric
configurations...
which have no properties,
but with location...
are equal to
quintuplicated.
Therefore...
it is also
the five triangles...
composing
the aforementioned NIGH.
Each are equal to the triangle
CAB in this geometric concept.
Therefore, in a like manner...
the geometric metaphors...
can derive
This was your assignment...
and I would like
to see the results.
Please, take them out.
Oops.
Sophia.
- And Buster.
- Please!
- Me! Me!
- And... Beth.
- And...
- Please! Please!
- Please, please!
- Mr. Myer.
Please join us
at the blackboard...
and show us your solution
to this paltry geometric dilemma.
Sorry.
For God's sakes,
would you relax?
- It's just our virginity.
- Yeah, I agree totally.
I feel like we should tell someone
or do something.
I can get my dad's Polaroid
or something.
- What was that?
- What was what?
I heard something.
We're in the most secluded place
in the Northern Hemisphere.
I assure you
we are totally alone.
Come on.
What's wrong?
That thing I put on me...
it broke.
Broke? It broke?
- Take it easy. I'll buy a new one.
- I don't want a new one!
- Do you know what that means?
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Now, now.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
Just remember to memorize pages
- All right!
- Cool!
I just can't wait
till tomorrow.
Wait for me at my locker.
Listen...
you told me last night...
and I've decided
I'm gonna help you.
How?
I've been going to this high school
for 71/2 years.
I'm no dummy.
I know high school girls.
Two things. One...
how about your sax?
he plays the guitar.
- He does?
- Yeah. Girls love that.
- Why don't you take up sax again?
- Number two?
The K-12, dude.
You make a gnarly run
like that...
and girls will get sterile
just looking at you.
Would you stay behind?
I'd like a word with you.
We'll do this.
Talk to you later.
Yes, sir?
This is a bit awkward.
Yes, sir.
Well...
I've heard a few things, and...
Well, I was wondering...
if you would mind
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