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...and send it out over the wire.

I want this on CNN.

This is a good time for this.

-Anything eIse?

-Yeah. Stay on your toes.

This HamIet guy knows what he's doing.

He's a professionaI.

''Trust me''?

I'm a free man, you son of a b*tch!

Is this my wedding present?

-I oughta kiII you!

-Just reIax, Jess, aII right?

Do you know what you've done here?

Do you have any idea at aII?

You weren't even supposed

to come in here.

If you'd gone to the church,

none of this wouId've happened!

-That's a moot point now, BiIIy.

-It's a what?

-It doesn't matter anymore. It's too Iate!

-Moot.

Then go, Jess. Go! Get outta here!

SoI, you care to expIain to Butch Cassidy...

...how things actuaIIy work?

-I toId you, I don't do criminaI Iaw.

-Just induIge us, okay?

-TeII him!

-Okay. AII right. Outside of the obvious...

...what, armed robbery,

kidnapping, we have accompIice IiabiIity...

...and probabIy conspiracy

to commit a feIony.

-What are you taIking about?

-We are aiding and abetting as we speak.

Do you understand that? No.

Look, Jess, I'II take care of this, aII right?

I'II handIe it.

HandIe it.

This is Sheriff Bud PhiIIips

of the Sheriff's department.

You are compIeteIy surrounded.

I want to speak to the person in charge.

You got a name, son?

BiIIy?

Hi, dad.

You stiII there?

You get your worthIess ass

out of that bank right now, you hear me?

-So, how you been, dad?

-Don't you beIittIe me, you piece of sh*t!

I see you're stiII...

...the same gentIe, Ioving

father that you aIways were.

I'II teII you what, you ingrate!

Get out of there in five minutes, or I'II--

You'II what?

Let me expIain something to you, dad!

I am in charge here!

I am caIIing the shots!

You hear me? And l will dictate

who does what and whenl

I'II caII you back with my demands.

And, dad, f*** you!

-That heIped.

-Good negotiating skiIIs, BiIIy.

-Maybe it's true.

-Maybe the Cubs'II win.

Let me teII you something.

That HamIet guy's on

the FBI's most wanted Iist.

BiIIy's never been wanted by anyone.

Sheriff, the press is here.

Where can I find the sheriff?

-He's in there, ma'am.

-Sh*t.

Why don't you caII your dad back?

He'II probabIy Iisten.

-F*** him.

-May I make a suggestion?

Yeah. By aII means, pIease.

You might want to reIease

the two eIderIy Iadies...

...as a gesture of good faith.

Speak for yourseIf.

Jesse ReiIIy?

Hi, Mrs. Johnson.

I thought you were getting married today.

Yeah. I was supposed to.

Excuse me...

...if these fine citizens wish to stay,

and you're in the reIeasing phase...

...perhaps you might reIease me.

That's the mayor.

This is great, BiIIy.

-You've kidnapped a pubIic officiaI.

-Sh*t!

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