Best Man Down

Synopsis: The best man at Scott (Long) and Kristin's (Weixler) Arizona destination wedding, Lumpy (Labine) is the life of the party, until a long, indulgent night leads to his untimely death. Forced to cancel their honeymoon and fly back to Minneapolis to arrange for his funeral, Scott and Kristin meet Ramsey (Timlin) and learn that Lumpy isn't quite who they thought he was.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Ted Koland
Production: Magnolia Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
36
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
PG-13
Year:
2012
89 min
$1,842
Website
29 Views


We have to pay for that.

# [ POP ROCK ]

Barkeep, another one.

[ MUTTERS ]

[ MAN ] # Here she come now Say Mony,

Mony #

# Shoot 'em down, turn around

Come on, Mony #

[ LAUGHS ]

# Hey, she gimme love

and I feel all right now #

[ SHOUTS ]

# We gotta toss and turn

and feel all right #

- # And I feel all right I say

yeah # - [ CHORUS ] # Yeah

# Yeah # Yeah

# Yeah, yeah # Yeah, yeah

# 'Cause you make me feel

# Work it, Mony

# So good # Work it, Mony #

# So good # Work it, Mony

# So good # Work it, Mony #

# So fine # Work it, Mony

# So fine # Work it, Mony #

# It's all right

# Work it, Mony

# Well, I feel all right

# I said yeah # Yeah

[ GRUNTS ]

- # Yeah

- # Yeah

# Yeah, yeah

All right, I'm up.

All right. All right.

Yeah. Yeah.

[ NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE ]

# I love you, Mony, mo, mo, mo

Yes, I do #

# I love you, Mony, mo, mo,

mo Say I do # Hey. Come on.

I-I'm all right.

# I love you, Mony, mo, mo, mo

Say I do #

Set 'em up!

Let's go.

# Said I do

# I love you, Mony,

mo, mo, mo #

Lumpy, man.

Hey.

Hey.

All right. All right.

Yeah.

Hey, buddy,

I... Why don't you call it a night, man?

Hmm. What? What?

Time to pack it in.

What?

Yeah.

You're cutting off...

Dude.

You're cutting off

the best man?

Dude, come on.

You threw up in the women's bathroom.

No, I didn't.

Did I? You did.

One more drink. No, no, no.

Please. Come on.

Aw! You're so lame.

You're just...

You're just lame.

No, all right. Y-Y-You're lame.

You're lame-o.

All right. I know.

You're the lamest...

Ooh. Oh!

[ GROANS ] You okay?

Yes! Yeah!

I'm good. Yep.

Okay. Okay.

[ SIGHS ]

Thanks a lot, Captain Lame.

Captain Lame-o.

Is he okay?

Yeah, he's great now.

Tomorrow morning it's...

gonna be another story.

[ LUMPY ] Livin' in a lamish community,

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