Bernie Page #3
But there`s a right way and
It was his idea to put up
more crosses on the wall
and change the lighting,
make it feel more like a
church or a sacred place,
Iess like a business or an office.
Were you thinking
interment or cremation?
I beg your pardon?
Buried. We already have the plots.
I am so happy for you.
Can I tell you, I am
not fond of cremations.
I just don`t Iike the idea
in something the size
of a motel ice bucket.
I`d just soon drop you in a ditch
by the side of the road.
Hey.
I want to keep it simple.
Yeah, this is..this is fine.
- I see.
- Yeah.
Now, these composite wood with
cloth we sell mostly to the county
to bury the unclaimed, the indigent,
and also no warranty, of course.
Warranty?
Oh, with our better caskets,
we, uh, guarantee that your remains
will be untouched by
rainwater, pesky insects,
burrowing animals searching for food..
AIso, now tall are you, Mr. Eccles?
About 6`2``.
Oh, dear.
These economy boxes are not very Iarge.
We may have to make a Ieg
adjustment to get a proper fit.
Leg adjustment?
Well, not necessarily break
the Iegs but definitely
- bend the feet..
- No! No,
I..I won`t have it.
Then may I suggest..
the Corinthian.
? Just as I am ?
? Without one ?
I`m pretty sure the first
time Bernie met Mrs. Nugent
was at the time of Mr. Nugent`s funeral.
? Was shared for me ?
? And that thou be come ?
Her husband, Dwayne,
he was just a tough old typical old man.
And he Iiked to do
business just a handshake,
I`II
guaran-damn-tee yah..
He was some kind of exploration
guy with a big oil company
and he made a whole Iot
of money back in the 60s.
He was too tight to spend any of it
money in everything he could.
? T o thee who`s blood can cleanse ?
? Each spot o` Iand ?
As a matter of fact, he even
bought a bank here in town.
I believe it was `87,
he bought the bank.
He run that sucker with a hard fist.
Just, I mean, he was kinda..
abrupt, and the way..
I appreciate it.
the way he done business and stuff.
Of course, then after he
died, well, then she took over
and she started having
a position that he had
and if it was said that he was kinda
disliked in the way he did business,
you`d have to say that
she was literally hated,
`cause that old heifer,
she turned down Ioans just for a hobby.
She was just a mean old hateful b*tch.
Hey. There`s just no
other way to put it.
She wasn`t friendly.
She..she really wasn`t,
and she probably.. there
are people in town, honey,
that woulda shot her for
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