Bending the Rules Page #3

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The computer says the man isn't here.

What do you want? I just came on.

- Who was here earlier?

- Chin.

- Where'd Chin go?

- Chin and me ain't that close.

What the crap? Come on.

What's up with the sneak attack?

License, registration,

proof of insurance.

I'm a DA.

License, registration,

proof of insurance.

License.

My registration.

Have you had anything to drink tonight,

Mr. Gould, is it?

It's Gold. Theo Gold.

I'm chief assistant district attorney.

I was in my office all night working.

I'd appreciate you telling me what I did.

- Have you had anything to drink tonight?

- No.

Mr. Gold, you're becoming upset.

Please calm down.

If you do not calm down,

I will have to place you under arrest.

Are you joking? What is all this about?

- Please step out of the car.

- No.

Mr. Gold, please step out

of the vehicle now.

I am placing you under arrest.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

Mr. Gold, you are resisting arrest.

- No, I'm not.

- You are definitely resisting arrest.

What are you talking about?

If you continue to resist arrest,

I will Tase you.

Are you out of your freaking mind?

- Should I go again?

- Said Tase him, not barbecue him.

Make the call. Let's go 10-99.

Detective Nick Blades...

...there's something shocking

you should see, State and Chestnut.

Get the hell away from me.

- Mr. Gold, stop.

- Get the hell off of me.

- Then stop swinging at me.

- Fine.

Just leave me alone.

I can't believe your mom's Lena Valoise.

I've seen Tomorrow, Again

like 50 times.

Please don't speak to me.

What happened?

Two policemen kidnapped

and Tased me.

Friends of yours, I presume.

I've never been Tased myself.

Imagine the worst dental appointment

of all time.

You got lucky, detective.

It won't happen again.

I've always been lucky.

Today's my birthday.

I hope it's the best one ever.

Kelly!

No, no. Don't do this to me.

Kelly.

- Where's the Hawk?

- I have no idea.

- You know what time it is?

- Hawk's not in the driveway.

Give me the keys to your car.

The keys!

- Why?

- Because that minivan is dead...

...apparently,

your precious Hawk is missing...

...and you may remember,

I'm going to my parents...

...until you get the hell out of my house.

That's why.

Come on, Kelly, I'm begging.

Just give me a little more time

to explain to the kids.

- Bye, Daddy.

- Bye, guys. Daddy loves you.

See you soon.

This a**hole must be having

the worst day of his life.

He just called in to report that

someone stole his car out of his driveway.

Stop, now you're just trying to hurt me.

- Where's it at?

- How should I know?

Wait, you don't think we stole his car?

You know what happens

when you wake up in the morning...

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