Bellflower Page #2

And then I couldn't even eat

a single grasshopper.

Oh, you were right.

Uh, maybe.

So who are you? Where are

you from? What do you do?

Uh, wow. Okay.

Um, I live around here,

but I'm from Wisconsin originally.

And I spend...

Oh, my God.

What?

Sorry. Um, your shoes.

Oh, yeah. I need to get new ones.

They're pretty bad.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

What do you do?

Oh, um, I'm building a flamethrower.

You're building a flamethrower? Yes.

F*** you.

No, I really am.

And I'm really excited about it.

That is probably the weirdest

thing I have ever heard.

I like you.

I like you too.

Okay, drink a pitcher.

I'm drunk. I can't.

Okay. I'll make you a deal.

Will you go home with me

if I drink this entire pitcher?

No.

Okay. It's a deal then.

Oh, my God. Ew.

No.

Ohh!

Oh, my God.

Ahhh!

Hey!

Are you guys doing okay over there?

I think he's coming over here.

Sh*t.

Okay. You put

this between your b*obs.

Wait. No, no, no.

And you put this

in your mouth.

Don't be a p*ssy.

So?

So?

Um, it was really, really awesome

meeting you tonight.

You too.

Can I take you out sometime?

Of course.

Okay. Can I take you

out to dinner tomorrow?

Yes.

Okay. Cool.

Do you want my number?

Yes, I do.

That's what I need is your number.

Okay. Okay. Oh.

What up, dog?

Hey. What's up?

Hmm, hmm, hmm!

How you doing?

Oh, sh*t.

Yeah.

Where did you go?

Oh, wait. What,

is this Saturday already?

Yes. What'd they have you do tonight?

Swallow flaming swords

and sh*t? Oh, God.

What?

No.

They had me eating crickets. Live.

That's disgusting, Milly.

I know.

Seriously, that's gross.

I mean, it's a good way

to get sick too.

Actually,

I met this really cool guy

tonight.

Yeah?

He was going against me

in the contest,

and I totally schooled him.

Well, I am going to sleep.

Okay.

Good night.

Night.

#Havin'troubles tellin'how I feel #

#But I can dance, dance, dance #

#Couldn't possibly tell you how I mean #

#But I can dance, dance, dance #

Ah.

#So when I trip on my feet #

#Look at the beat #

#It was all written in the sand #

# When I'm shaking my hips,

look for the swing #

#It was all written in the air #

#Oh, dance #

#I was a dancer all along #

#Dance, dance, dance #

# Words can never make up

for what you do #

#Easy conversations... ##

#... Make up for what you do ##

Hey, Mr. Dancy Feet, you wanna

come and hold this for a second?

Yeah.

That girl last night?

Yeah?

Was f***ing crazy, right?

I know, dude.

She kicked your ass

at eating grasshoppers.

That's it.

I can't believe

it's finally finished.

I can't believe it's finally

finished, and we can't test it...

till we have one stupid-ass

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