Before Someone Gets Hurt Page #2

Going to the house,

doing all the things.

Happy birthday, baby.

[sighs]

[clears throat]

It's my birthday.

Right, and what greater gift

could I give you?

- Wow, so, so benevolent of you.

- [laughs]

Nothing could ever

change now.

- Okay, resume.

- Okay.

[cell phone chimes]

Oh...

wait, wait, let me check.

[both sigh]

- We got to go.

- All right.

Is this the, um,

permit place?

What kind of permit?

I'm with a show.

I'm with

Ghost Investigations.

We have a permit.

Waiting.

It's not ready yet.

Okay, um...

do you guys have a john?

And I don't mean a corporate

closeted married guy

looking for a cheap BJ,

you know?

I don't sell

my body anymore.

Not since I found the Lord,

our savior, Jesus Christ.

That way. Thank you.

[turns ignition off]

[knocks on door]

Okay.

[sighs]

[knocks on door]

Hey, all right.

Here we go.

[camera beeps]

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

That's a nice touch.

You're talented.

Right next to the portrait

of the fake flowers.

Will somebody

call him, please?

Will you relax?

He's coming.

See? There he is.

Hey, guys. Sorry.

[Stefan]

Glad you could join us.

Wait. Damn it,

I forgot something.

- Seriously?

- I'll be right back.

[all scream]

- Oh, my God!

- Oh! Oh!

Oh, my God.

Someone call 911.

[laughs]

Are you serious?

Dude, I had you.

- No, you didn't, okay?

- [Tim] Not even a little bit?

Not even a little bit.

Hey, you have no credibility

for giving your brother sh*t

- if you're going to f*** around.

- I told you I'm good.

- Get... no, get off me.

- Kiss it, make it better.

[laughs]

Ew, yuck! I can't. No.

- Here, have a hand job. Go.

- Thank you.

Finally.

[Stefan]

Ready?

We're on our way

to 311 Lenox Avenue.

There have been

14 unexplained deaths there.

[Stefan] Wait a second,

I'm just going to make a...

And action.

Okay, we're on our way

to 311 Lenox Avenue.

There have been 14 unexplained

deaths there...

- [Lisa] Murders.

- Murders there, since 1692.

And seven different structures

have stood on the plot,

including a church

originally.

[Stefan]

I'm going to get some B roll

- of driving real quick.

- [Tim] Okay, great, great, yeah.

Okay, here's B roll

of driving.

Run away

Run far away

Run away

Run far away

Run away...

Oh, two bathrooms.

F***ing fancy.

Master bedroom.

Master.

[camera beeps]

[mouse button clicks]

[busy signal buzzes]

So, 46 Hightown Road,

did you say?

Forty four.

Forty four, right.

- [woman] Greenburg.

- [man] Greenburg.

Excuse me? Hi.

We're producers of the show

Ghost Investigations.

We're here about a filming

permit for 311 Lenox,

in Edgemont Hills.

Our colleague

was here earlier

and he said the permit

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