Beethoven's 3rd Page #2

Synopsis: The Newton family from the original Beethoven movies are on vacation in Europe but do plan to join a Newton family reunion and to make sure one of their family members definitely makes it, they ship him to travel to the reunion with George Newton's brother Richard. Guess which family member it was? That's right, Beethoven! The giant mutt follows Richard Newton and his family of a nagging wife and two bratty kids as they hit the road to California in a huge, shiny - and expensive RV, equipped with a DVD player. Following them are two bumbling crooks who have hidden some secret codes on a DVD that they figure no one in the world will buy, but someone does: Richard. So now they've got a DVD holding top secret information and the crooks must get it back...
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): David Mickey Evans
Production: Universal Studios Home Video
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
G
Year:
2000
99 min
439 Views


Stupid you are.

I hope you have a nice summer.

I didn't know Jessica Donnelly

was your girlfriend.

Well, she was gonna be

before this whole stupid trip.

But now she won't ever be.

Hey, are you fIming me?

- Dad said I gotta document everything.

- Give me that!

- No!

- Give me the camera, Sara!

No! I got to document

everything!

Come on! Give it! Brennan,

stop terrorizing your sister.

- Tell her to give me the tape.

- When she gets big, she's gonna kick his butt.

Give me the camera, Sara! Hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, you guys.

Mom, she was... You guys. No,

Sara's just doing her job, okay?

And nobody's gonna go running into the RV,

making a mess of everything I just loaded.

Now, organization is the key

to happiness on this trip, okay?

But, Mom, she was... Brennan, this

trip is really important to your father,

so could you just

try and act excited?

Fine.

So, Brennan, Dad said this is

gonna be the funnest vacation ever.

Can we get your reaction?

I'm gonna tell you did that.

- Boat's hooked up.

I'm gonna tell you did that.

- Boat's hooked up.

- House is locked up.

- Give me that!

- Oh, oh, oh, oh.

- Let's hit the road, Newtons.

- You two!

- Wait. Wait. I almost forgot.

What's that?

On my motor home vacation,

my dad did this for us.

It made us feel

like a real team,

and, well, I want you

to feel the same way.

Great. That's great.

Okay. Okay!

Everybody turn around.

Turn around.

Turn around.

What do you think?

Cool, huh?

This is so lame.

Okay. Oh, wait.

There's more.

What do you got, Dad?

One of the best things

about my motor home vacation...

was when we stopped

at a drive-in.

We sat on the roof of the RV

in our pajamas,

ate popcorn and watched

The Shakiest Gun in the West.

Who's Don Knotts?

Don Knotts?

Thanks, Mr. Newton.

What is it?

You don't know.

- No.

- Good luck!

Ooh, Sara,

it's gonna bite you.

Dad.

What did I agree

to bring with us?

Uh, Brennan, open it.

Why me? Because you're

a trained Boy Scout.

You're prepared,

and you're closer.

No, I'm not.

Just do it. Open it.

What?

What, are you chicken?

He's huge!

Don't slobber on me! Don't!

Get him away! Get him away!

Get him, Brennan! Get him!

- Honey! Honey!

- Did you see the size of that dog?

Oh!

Oh!

I'm okay. I'm all right.

- Daddy!

- Richard!

It's not my fault.

Beethoven, come here, boy.

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Do you see anything? No! They

must have been tipped off.

Tipped off!

Are you sure?

Hmm, on this particular day, they

go to that particular video store...

and get that particular copy of that particular

movie that no one else has ever rented.

Look, switch to decaf,

okay, babe? Open your eyes.

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