Beethoven's 2nd Page #2

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- Well...

- You know what I'm thinkin', hon?

If things keep going

the way they are now...

we're gonna end up

sellin' the house anyway.

Well...

Selling the house isn't exactly

the same thing as losin' the house.

- That's a thought.

- That's what I've been thinkin'.

Hon, it's tossed.

It's done.

Well, thanks for the ride.

You know, I saw you up

in the mountains last summer.

You have a cottage up there?

Uh... no, we just rent one

for a week.

The reason I remember is because when

I saw you, I had this thought.

Well, what thought?

I thought, "I wonder

if she's ever been kissed?"

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Okay.

- Honey, if that's what you think.

- I'll call the bank.

- Good.

- You sure?

- Well...

- Yeah.

Hi, honey.

It's 7:
30.

I think Beethoven's

got a girlfriend.

What makes you think that?

He keeps sneaking out

of the house like this.

Come on!

Any sign of her?

No. I looked in the alley.

I looked under the bridge.

I even looked in the new

sewer pipes they're puttin' in.

I don't know where she went.

- What did you come back for?

- I need a shower.

What you need is a brain transplant.

Now, Floyd, go back and find the dog.

Without that dog,

my divorce is worth peanuts!

Relax.

We'll find the dog.

I'll put notices up. Somebody's bound

to see her and bring her back.

Somebody's bound to bring her back?

What year are you livin' in?

No one is gonna bring back

a missing dog.

People don't do things

for each other anymore.

Maybe the dog'll come back on

its own! Dogs are very loyal.

No, Floyd.

Dogs are stupid.

And do you have to stand that way?

Didn't my trainer teach you

how to stand?

How can we have a relationship

if you can't stand.

I'm gonna kill that stupid dog.

That's her.

That's the dog.

Dogs don't knock, Floyd.

Who are you?

Gus, the janitor. I found your dog.

She's down in the storage room.

- I think she's been sleeping there.

- She has? Thank God.

Take the luggage, put it in the car,

bring it out front.

We're gettin' outta here.

Puppies!

Little Beethovens.

Did you and your girlfriend

have babies?

Aren't they the cutest?

Okay, Gus, where's the dog?

I don't know.

I left her right here.

Here, doggie, doggie, doggie.

Here, doggie, doggie.

I don't know how someone like you

manages to hold onto a job, Gus. Missy!

- Where are you, Missy?

- Must be somewhere near here.

- Missy.

- Doggie.

Come here, Missy.

Better come see this.

What is this?

Aren't you one big pain in the butt.

What do you want me to do

with these puppies?

I don't know. Get rid of'em.

Animal shelters charge money

to turn dogs in.

So? Drown 'em.

What do I care?

Let's go, Missy!

Come on, Missy.

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