Beerfest Page #2

Synopsis: After the death of their grandfather Johann von Wolfhause, the brothers Jan and Todd Wolfhouse travel to Munich to fulfill a family tradition, spreading the ashes of Johann during the Oktoberfest. Their contact brings them to a secret beer competition, the Beerfest", where they are offended by Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen and the German branch of their family that accuse their great-grandmother of being a prostitute and their grandfather of stealing an old recipe of the best beer in Germany. Jan and Todd returns to USA humiliated and decide to organize a beer team to dispute the next Beerfest. They join Landfill, Barry and Fink and train long the year to participate in the competition. When they find the lost recipe hidden in a dummy, they feel that their German relatives told the truth. But the team is ready for the tough dispute.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jay Chandrasekhar
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
46
Rotten Tomatoes:
41%
R
Year:
2006
110 min
$19,037,418
Website
3,214 Views


We must be related through

our grandfather, Johan von Wolfhausen.

Why are you taking him?

Where's he going?

We kind of need to stick close.

- He is of no concern to you.

- But he was just walking us through. He...

You do not speak of Beerfest

outside of Beerfest!

You do not bring outsiders to Beerfest.

But our grandfather

was Johan von Wolf...

Your grandfather

was no von Wolfhausen.

Your grandfather was a thieving

bastard stable boy.

- What did you say?

- Baron Ludwig von Wolfhausen...

...our great-grandfather, the most

legendary brewmeister in all Deutschland.

He perfected the von Wolfhausen

beer recipe.

It was the greatest beer in all the world.

When Ludwig died, your grandfather stole

the only copy of the recipe created.

Hold on a second.

Our grandfather didn't brew beer.

He had this little sausage house

in Colorado. He couldn't...

He could und he did.

He stole our recipe und fled Germany

with his mother...

...a common Bavarian...

What's the English word I'm looking for?

Whore.

Gam Gam a whore?

Obviously there's

a translation problem here.

Hooker. Prostitute. Slut for money.

- Now you're crossing the line.

- No, you are crossing the line! He stole it!

Und now, instead of having Deutschland's

greatest beer, we merely have fourth-best.

Ja, we are not your cousins.

You are the offspring of the bastard son

of some whore!

- Don't call Gam Gam a whore! She's not!

- Punch me! Do it!

Ja, you big tough guy.

Kill me, come on.

Do it now! Kill me.

What are you waiting for?

Typical Americans. This is why

we don't allow you in our Beerfest.

You get a few drinks in you

und you become the Dirty Harry.

You should go back to your strip malls

and drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices.

Und then you can punch each other silly.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Sounds like you guys

fancy yourselves drinkers, huh?

Ja, maybe a little.

I think we just beat the Irish, so...

- Oh, that's good. The champions. What?

- Well, I'll tell you what.

Why don't you pick your best two?

Because you just opened up a can of corn.

Corn.

We are laughing.

We are laughing at you.

- Our best two? You want our best two?

- The corn.

How about our worst two, right?

Hammacher! Schlemmer!

You take the big guy.

I'll get the little one.

You ready, du kleiner Hosenscheier?

Everyone at once.

First team to finish wins. On my word.

- Let's do this.

- Ja, do it.

Hey, boys, why don't you let us

put a nipple on that for you?

I remember my first beer.

Prosit.

Allow me to introduce our grandfather:

Wolfgang von Wolfhausen.

Take a good look...

...for this is a real von Wolfhausen.

Grandpapa.

Oh, sh*t.

So you are the progeny of Johan.

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Jay Chandrasekhar

Jayanth Jambulingam Chandrasekhar (born April 9, 1968) is an American comedian, film director, screenwriter, and actor. He is best known for his work with the sketch comedy group Broken Lizard and for directing and starring in the Broken Lizard films Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest. He has also had several successes in directing feature films and television shows–notably Arrested Development–apart from the Broken Lizard troupe. more…

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