Beer for My Horses Page #2
Sit, Junior. No.
Stay.
You're gonna love this.
Drugs.
No peeking.
Okay. Here we go.
Okay, boy.
Find the drugs, Junior.
Hold on.
Come here, Junior.
Turn around.
Now get ready.
All right. Come on.
Here we go.
All right, Junior, go ahead.
Find the drugs.
Find the drugs, Junior.
Come on, Junior.
Find the drugs.
Give him a second.
- That's really good, Lonnie.
You know, he might actually
be able to find them
if you glue them to his balls.
What are you turds up to?
Uh, nothing, sheriff.
Well, we're gonna have to
change that.
You boys are working
this weekend.
Work?
- Yeah, work.
It's the opposite of what
you usually do.
Jackson County Co-Op.
Saturday night.
Someone's been stealing
anhydrous ammonia
from the co-op tanks
Well, why would anybody
wanna steal fertilizer?
Why would anyone
name a baby Lonnie?
It's what they use
to cook meth with.
Sheriff Wells over at Altus
says it's getting to be
a big problem over there.
These smaller co-ops
are easier to hit.
Sheriff, why can't
these two guys do the stakeout?
Well, because I said so,
that's why.
Besides, these boys worked
the high school prom
last Saturday night.
- That's nice.
Least they were working
this time.
Last time they were at prom,
I believe they went as a couple.
Eat me.
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Ah, ah.
That's quite enough.
We'll take care
of this, sheriff.
See you boys Monday.
You get rid of that...
That damn dog, will you?
Well, it's a K9 recruit, sir.
Right. Get rid of it.
Skunk?
You're a deputy.
Try to look like one.
Where is your gun?
Where's your badge?
Why do I try?
This sucks.
Staring at fertilizer tanks
on a Saturday night.
It's ridiculous.
Why don't you try complaining
See if that helps.
You got something better to do?
- I did.
I was gonna stay home
and take off all my clothes.
Becky was gonna
take off all her clothes,
and we were gonna do
some other stuff
that didn't include looking
at fertilizer tanks with you.
He speaks when he's got
something to say.
he's never said one word to me.
Yeah, he don't talk much.
But he is about the best cop
I ever knew.
I'm a-pretend
I didn't hear that.
How come he carries
that bow and arrow?
You mean, you don't know?
- No.
Skunk was orphaned
at a real young age,
and raised on a reservation
by a great Kiowa
Indian war chief.
I didn't know that.
Yeah. You know that, uh,
pilgrim-looking fellow
on the outside of
the Quaker Oats box?
You mean, the one that
looks like Barbara Bush?
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