Bedazzled
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- 1967
- 103 min
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The communion of saints...
forgiveness of sins, the
resurrection of the body...
and life everlasting.
Amen.
Let us pray.
Lord, have mercy upon us.
Christ, have mercy upon us.
Lord, have mercy upon us.
Amen.
Our Father.
Our Father, which art
in heaven, hallowed...
Dear God, there's something
I want to ask you.
Of course you know what it is...
because you know everything that's
going to happen before it happens...
so there's really
no need to ask you.
But I thought I'd ask
you in any case.
Now, you know that I believe in you.
But I was wondering if you could
give me just a little sign.
I mean, I'm not saying that if
you don't give me the sign...
that I won't believe in you... I'm not
threatening you or anything like that.
But please, please give
me enough courage...
and get to know her.
O God, make clean our
hearts within us.
And take not thy
holy spirit from us.
Miss Spencer...
I wonder if I could
have a word with you.
There's something
I've got to tell you...
something I've got to
bring out into the open.
I've been bottling it up
inside me too long...
and there's no point
in hiding it anymore.
For six years now, ever since
you came to Wimpy's...
I've been in love with you.
I only live to hear your voice.
One cheeseburger, one shanty,
Each time you speak...
it's like a thousand violins
playing in the halls of heaven.
I-I love you, Miss Spencer.
I love everything about you...
the way you walk, your sweet
smile, your easy grace and charm.
Wimpy Burgers twice, one M.R.,
one well, heavy on the onions.
I wish I could take you
away from all this.
I'd like us to start a
new life together...
a little house of our own, a car,
the two of us against the world...
joined forevermore in holy wedlock.
Miss Spencer!
What?
Nothing.
Good evening.
I couldn't help noticing that you were
making an unsuccessful suicide bid.
What are you doing in my room?
What do you want?
I'm here to help you, Mr. Moon.
- I don't want any help. Please go away.
- Oh, all right.
I just thought you might be interested
in a little matter of a million pounds.
A million pounds?
Don't let me interfere with
your doing away with yourself.
What's this about a million pounds?
- May I come in?
- Yes, please do.
Thank you. I wonder if you'd
mind taking my cloak.
Hang it somewhere dry, would you.
- Might I sit down?
- Oh. Do.
Thank you.
- It's a very nasty little place you've got here.
- Oh. Thank you.
What's this about a million pounds?
Oh, a million pounds, yes.
You remember your
great-great-great-grandfather?
Well, I never even met my father.
- How very sad.
- Excuse me.
In all events, your great-great-great-
grandfather, Ephraim Moon...
sailed for Australia in
1782 on a ship of the line.
Set himself up as an apothecary.
The business flourished...
and by the time he died it was worth
something in the region of 2,000.
Yes.
Your great-great-grandfather,
Cedric Moon...
by skillful management
and careful husbandry...
increased that sum a hundredfold.
This, in turn, was inherited by your
great-grandfather, Desmond Moon...
who expanded, diversified...
and built up a personal fortune
of well over a million pounds.
Oh. That's a lot of money.
A great deal of money, Mr. Moon.
And this gigantic sum...
was inherited by your
grandfather, Hubert Moon...
who returned to London and frittered it
away on wine, women and loose living.
Uh, where does that leave me then?
Penniless and on the
brink of suicide.
You get out of here
before I call the police.
Before you call the what?
The police.
You realize that suicide
is a criminal offense.
In less enlightened times
they'd have hung you for it.
Look, exactly what do you want?
I told you.
Seriously, I want to help you.
Unburden yourself. It does you
good to share your problems.
What interest is it to you?
Please go away!
I'm interested in everybody.
Please tell me. What drove
you to this desperate act?
All right, I'll tell you.
I'm miserable.
I've got a boring job, no
money, no prospects...
I haven't got a girlfriend, I can't get to know
anyone, no one wants to get to know me...
and everything is hopeless.
All right? Satisfied?
And if you really want to help me,
you can get me a sock for this pipe.
Oh, yes. They're in the top
left-hand drawer, aren't they?
Yeah.
But suicide, Mr. Moon?
Really, really, really.
That's the last thing you should do.
Don't you think it's
taking the easy way out?
Easy way out?
What's easy about it?
Look. The bleedin' pipe's broken.
Can't even manage to kill myself.
Let's face it, Mr. Moon...
you're a complete failure.
Yes... Oh.
I'll fix that.
You know that million
pounds I mentioned?
Yes?
I wasn't joking.
I could give you that and more.
Everything you've ever seen
in the advertisements...
fast, white convertibles...
blonde women, their hair
trailing in the wind...
wafer-thin after-dinner chocolates.
If you had all that, would
you be any happier?
What are you on about?
Darkness mean anything to you?
Beelzebub? Mephistopheles?
The horned one?
I know. You've escaped
from somewhere.
No, I haven't, Mr. Moon.
I'm the horned one, the devil.
Let me give you my card.
Oh, yes, the devil. Of course.
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