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Duh.
Now then, I just want
to talk business for a second.
Oh, I'm not into that.
I mean, I've never paid
for sex before.
Except this one time--
The lnternet. Couldn't help it.
You sign on, it's " sex, sex, sex."
I'm not a hooker.
I want to ask you a question.
How would you like to make
one simple decision...
...that'll change your life forever?
Okay, I'm glad Scientology
works for you, but--
Just listen.
What if I told you that
I have the cataclysmic power...
...to give you anything and everything
Who are you?
Promise not to tell anyone?
Okay.
Cross your heart and hope to die?
I'm the Devil.
Okay.
I think somebody's had
"tee many martoonis!"
I am the Devil. Satan, Lucifer,
Beelzebub. The Prince of Darkness.
Well, the Princess of Darkness,
anyway.
Here's my card.
Oh.
" The Devil." Yep.
That explains it.
Now I believe you.
Night-night.
You're a very skeptical person,
you know that?
How did--
How did you just-- And you--
Look. If you could just buy into this
"I'm the Devil" thing...
...it'll save us a lot
of these questions.
Maybe I should call you a cab.
It'll be hard to find one
going to Hell this time of night.
Oh! What a delightfully piquant wit.
I can see we're gonna
get along famously.
Cheers, darling.
Are you-- You can't--
Look at-- Jeez!
You can't do that.
That's very dangerous!
Why is this so hard
for you to believe?
made me up so you'd be good?
Okay, okay. You're the Devil.
What do you want with me?
I want you to be happy, Elliot.
You have such potential.
You need a push
in the right direction.
I am happy!
Oh, please!
You don't have to lie to me.
I know every dark thought
in your tiny little mind.
Every night you go to
your horrible little apartment...
...you eat your little frozen dinner,
make your popcorn...
...and watch TV until you can't keep
your eyes open anymore.
And then you crawl off to bed...
...and wonder why you're alone
Not every night.
And you cry.
Yeah, sure!
I know what's in your heart, Elliot.
I'm talking about reinvention,
taking control of your destiny.
You want to be liked?
You want to be loved?
How about respected?
How about feared?
What exactly are we talking about?
You want to see how it works, baby?
Wish for something.
-Like what?
-Whatever you want, it's yours.
Just say the word.
Okay...
...I wish I had a Big Mac
and a large Coke.
It is done.
Hi, what can I get you?
A Big Mac and a large Coke.
Fries?
No.
Comes to $3.47.
Do you have $3.47?
I left my purse in the underworld.
Oh, yes! This truly is
the work of the Devil!
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