Synopsis: After a crushing breakup with her girlfriend, a Brooklyn musician moves back in with her Midwestern mother. As she navigates her hometown, playing for tip money in an old friend's bar, an unexpected relationship begins to take shape. Based on the life and times of Allyssa Robbins, my cousin.
Director(s): Daniel Powell (co-director), Elizabeth Rohrbaugh (co-director)
Production: Irony Point
  2 wins.
Rotten Tomatoes:
90 min

Something that'll make this

feel less like this.

- Whiskey.

- Yeah.

Uh, hey, everyone, I'm Becks.

I'm really good friends

with Dave over here.

Actually, Dave was the first guy

I ever slept with

and the last.

Anyway, it had nothing

to do with Dave.

I'm sure he's

a fantastic lay now.

I am.

But sometimes you just

gotta taste the sausage

before you realize

you're a vegan.

This is going really well,

isn't it?

Oh, you are killing it.

Uh, Gene,

you look like you're the only

person paying attention,

so this song is for you.

Your tattoo on my pillow

Your footsteps hold the beat

A scarlet letter sidewalk

A heartbreak on repeat

But she's going home

She's going home

She's leaving

Hear the traffic

through the window

And two strangers

on the street

A scarlet letter sidewalk

A heartbreak on repeat

But she's going home

She's going home

She's leaving

She's leaving

- Yeah.

- [Gene whistles]

- Yeah!

- [applause]

Come on! Come on!


Listen up.

This is a tip jar.

Pass it around.

Put some money in it.

Let her pay for her drinks,

God forbid.


Damn, girl,

you can really sing now.

Thanks, dude.

Hey, was that guy who came in,

was that Mitch Cunningham?

Yes. He's cool now.

That asshole, he outted me

at prom, remember?

He got on stage,

he took the DJ mic

and he told everyone

I was the vale-dyke-torian.


Oh, yeah!

I remember that now.

And I was trying so hard to

get in your panties all night.

What the f*ck

is wrong with me?

I don't know.

But his mom and my mom

are now friends.

This town is way too small.

Yeah, well,

people change, okay?

You understand this concept...

- of people changing.

- [laughs]

He's mellow now, man.

He put money into this place,

so be chill.


Mitch the Bitch

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Rebecca Drysdale

Rebecca Drysdale (born 1978 or 1979 in Ohio) is an American comedian who was a member of the Second City Chicago E.T.C. cast. She won the 2005 Breakout Performer Award at the 2005 United States Comedy Arts Festival. She performed as part of the multi-arts group performance Synesthesia. She has written for sketch comedy shows such as The Big Gay Sketch Show and Key & Peele. In 2011 she made a viral video for the It Gets Better Project. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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