Synopsis: After a crushing breakup with her girlfriend, a Brooklyn musician moves back in with her Midwestern mother. As she navigates her hometown, playing for tip money in an old friend's bar, an unexpected relationship begins to take shape. Based on the life and times of Allyssa Robbins, my cousin.
Director(s): Daniel Powell (co-director), Elizabeth Rohrbaugh (co-director)
Production: Irony Point
  2 wins.
Rotten Tomatoes:
90 min

You got caught

You got caught

Now your hands are tied

Oh, you fought

How you fought

People, they got wise

Hear them whisper

in the floor

If only you could see them

But you got caught

Well, well, well.


Look at what the sad gay cat

dragged in.


- Becks the Wreck.

- Oh, f*ck you, man.

I haven't been called that

since I was 17.

How you doin', kiddo?

Well, I am single,

and I'm broke,

and I'm back home

living with my mom.

I'm sorry.

I'm a billionaire playboy

who sleeps on a bed of titties

every night.


Yes, please.

Um, but you named your bar


Yes. That's what the Cards

were called

before they were the Cards.

It's like St. Louis history.


It sounds like the shittiest

taco truck in Sacramento.


I missed you.

I missed you too.

To success beyond

our wildest dreams.

Gene, you need anything?


He's basically dead.

- You wanna, mm-hmm?

- Yeah.

I don't know

what I was thinking.

She was gonna be a big celebrity

or something.

Ugh. She's an idiot.

A very hot idiot though.

- Best tits on earth.

- Oh?

How best?

Like on a scale

of Aniston to Upton.

A solid Johansson.

- F*ck!

- Yeah.


I should've known that

my tiny high school dong

could never measure up

to a pair of Johannsons.

- Scarlet Johannson?

- Yeah, yeah.

Scarlet Johannson.

Oh, it had nothing to do

with your dick, Dave,

and everything to do

with my vagina.

My dick understands you.


It doesn't matter anyway.

The tits have moved on to a

younger, hotter LA set of tits,

and I have officially become

one of these people.

Oh, no.

- Yeah.

- Oh, no.

I know.

Can I put one up in here?

I guess.


I mean, yeah.

- Why don't you play here?

- Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean,

it ain't the Pageant, you know,

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Rebecca Drysdale

Rebecca Drysdale (born 1978 or 1979 in Ohio) is an American comedian who was a member of the Second City Chicago E.T.C. cast. She won the 2005 Breakout Performer Award at the 2005 United States Comedy Arts Festival. She performed as part of the multi-arts group performance Synesthesia. She has written for sketch comedy shows such as The Big Gay Sketch Show and Key & Peele. In 2011 she made a viral video for the It Gets Better Project. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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