Bebe's Kids AKA Robin Harris' Bebe's Kids Page #2
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something with that story?
I'm just trying to tell you a funny
But you're trying to kill me in
this little thing.
- Sorry. You made me nervous.
- Well, you ain't the only one.
So, what's your name?
She said she had to pick up her
son at the babysitter.
And I asked why didn't she just have
her husband to watch the kids.
After all, a good father
should be wanting to spend
some quality time with his kids.
When that becomes your business,
I'll ask your advice.
She said she was divorced.
Once I saw the kid,
I knew I had it made.
Because you know I'm good with kids.
Hey, little buddy,
what did you do tonight, huh?
- Man, I don't even know you.
- Leon.
Sorry. We watched videos.
I got a movie you
should watch next time.
It's called Dolemite
Now, why do you think
I'm going to let my son see one
You must not have seen Dolemite.
Because that movie will teach
you to appreciate poetry.
Way down in the jungle deep
The signifying monkey's feet
Dolemite, my man.
- You know, that's romantic.
- Anyway.
I could tell he was a nice kid. But she
was sheltering him a little too much.
But she couldn't help but see
how good we was getting along.
So, Dakota Staton's playing down
at the Regal Room next Friday
and I would love for you
to come with me.
But I wouldn't know what to call you.
- Jamika.
- Oh, Jamika.
So how does Dakota
at the Regal sound?
And find a babysitter
on a Friday night?
If you want to get better acquainted
with me and my son,
you should take us somewhere
more appropriate, like...
...oh, Fun World.
- Fun World.
- Yeah.
- So I said, "No problem.
- "I'll pick y'all up Saturday at 10."
- No.
Y'all know me,
I'm an old-fashioned type of guy.
I didn't have to get a kiss that night.
Yeah, that night.
But wait till he spends some money.
Look at this cheap thing.
So I goes to pick her
up the next day.
She got three more kids with her.
- What's this? What's this?
- These are children.
Wait. You said you had a kid.
These are BeBe's kids.
This is LaShawn.
I ought to beat the... Oh.
- This is Kahlil.
- What's up?
- What's up?
- Kind of militant.
You a Farra-Chaka Khan?
- Come on, man, give it up.
- OK. That's OK. Hey!
- Man, you don't know how to shake?
- I said...
That's pitiful. Old man like you.
Look at this.
Look like a broken-down spring.
I ought to slap you with the
two fingers I got left.
What the?
- And this is little Pee Wee.
- Pee Wee, the O.G.
O. G? I'll slap my F-O-O- in your B-U-T.
Oh, my goodness. Those aren't
double-knit pants, are they?
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