Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 81 min
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INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY/DOOR TO A.V. ROOM - DAY
From inside, SOUND of equipment crashing.
B&B come out wheeling a TV on one of those carts. There are cables
attached to it still leading back into the A.V. room. As they push
the cart we hear more equipment falling.
BUTT-HEAD
Dammit, it's stuck.
They give it one big push and it finally breaks free. We see that
the cables are tangled with cables from other TVs and VCRs, which
all come crashing to the ground.
BUTT-HEAD (CONT.)
Huh huh huh. That was cool.
BEAVIS:
Yeah, heh heh. Let's just wheel this
thing back to the house.
INT. SCHOOL/ANOTHER HALLWAY - DAY
VAN DRIESSEN:
Ah, excuse me boys. What's going on
here?
BUTT-HEAD
BEAVIS:
Yeah. We're just gonna use this one.
Get outta the way. Heh heh.
VAN DRIESSEN:
I'm afraid that TV belongs to the school.
Mmmkay? You know, this could be a positive
experience for you guys. There's a
wonderful world out there when we discover
we don't need TV to entertain us.
BUTT-HEAD
Huh huh huh. He said "anus."
BEAVIS:
(to himself)
Entert-ain...us...an-us...Oh yeah! Heh
heh. Anus. Heh heh.
VAN DRIESSEN:
(frustrated)
Have you guys heard a word I've said?
BUTT-HEAD
Yeah, "anus." Huh huh huh huh.
VAN DRIESSEN:
Look, guys, just take the TV back to the
A.V. room right now. And try to be a little
more open-minded. Mmkay?
Van Driessen leaves. B&B continue to wheel the cart home.
BUTT-HEAD
What a dork. Huh huh.
BEAVIS:
Yeah, heh heh. He's a anus. Heh heh.
EXT. SCHOOL/STAIRWAY - DAY
B&B arrive with the cart at the top of a stairway. They lamely
attempt to let it slowly down the steps. The cart is too top-heavy
and goes tumbling to the bottom of the stairs, shattering the TV.
BUTT-HEAD
Huh huh huh. That was cool.
BEAVIS:
No it wasn't!
BUTT-HEAD
Uh,...Oh yeah.
B&B stand at the top of the stairs looking down at the wrreckage.
PRINCIPAL McVICKER shows up by the TV.
McVICKER
Why.... You... You bastards... Ge...
get out! You're suspended. One more
screw up... and you're expelled.
B&B walk off laughing.
EXT. THE ANDERSON'S DRIVEWAY - DUSK
B&B walk up. There's a camper in the driveway.
BUTT-HEAD
Whoa, check it out Beavis. I didn't
know Anderson had a Camper.
BEAVIS:
Yeah, heh heh. Maybe it has a TV.
Heh heh. TV.
B&B walk up to the camper and start to open the door just as MARCY
ANDERSON opens it. (As usual, she doesn't recognize them.)
MARCY:
Oh, hello. Are you guys here to look
at the refrigerator?
BUTT-HEAD
Uh, no.
BEAVIS:
We're here to look at the TV. Heh heh.
MARCY:
Oh, I didn't realize it was broken.
Come on in.
BUTT-HEAD
Cool. Huh huh huh.
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