Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time Page #3

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Exeter, Zavic!

Unit 86 to headquarters--

officers under fire.

Immediate assistance requested.

A 10-28 at the intersection of...

Where the hell are we?

How should I know?

This isn't my neighborhood.

It's going to blow!

- Aah!

- Aah!

Marcellus, are we dreaming?

If we were dreaming,

we couldn't have to

explain to the captain

what happened to our patrol cars.

Get her!

These guys don't give warning shots.

Oh... oh, come on.

Ohh!

Exeter, bring me the outsider.

Yes, my lord.

Alive!

Yes, my lord.

Now!

Get the outsider!

What an incredible

instrument of destruction

this beast would make.

I could roll over the entire armies.

It's called a car.

A dar.

A car.

A car.

Let's cross over to the other world now.

I know many other

wonders of their world.

Put yourselves in the hand

of your future queen.

So, my little dove,

you wish to be my queen.

I certainly don't wish to be your maid.

First we interrogate the outsider...

my witch.

[ engine dies ]

[ engine won't start ]

Damn!

Where's the auto club

when you need them?

Well, there's got to be a main road

around here somewhere.

You know that middle of nowhere

you always heard about...

I'm here.

Hello...

hello...

PJ, close the blinds.

PJ, go away.

Your breath smells worse

than a dead iguana.

PJ, that's disgusting.

Uh-oh.

Nice-- nice kitty.

Nice-- nice baby.

That's right. That-that's good.

Isn't there maybe a ball of string

you'd like to go play with?

Mommy will get you

a nice can of 9 lives.

Who is this PJ?

There is no cause to be alarmed.

I don't know about you,

but I'd rather eat breakfast

than be breakfast.

The beast is my friend.

I see through his eyes.

He sees through mine.

Enough, enough.

I know his thoughts. He knows mine.

Sounds like you have a great,

meaningful relationship,

but just make him go away.

Ruh... over.

Feel better now?

Not really.

Hey, are you one of

those crazed bikers,

you know, with the crossbows...

Do you have any idea where we are?

The western region.

Oh. Well, that's enlightening.

Would you mind being a

little bit more specific?

Look, is there a telephone

around that I could use

or-- or a 7-eleven even?

Something like that?

7-eleven?

[ squealing ]

Whoa. Your bag's full of rats.

No. These are my ferrets.

This is Kodo and Podo.

They still look like rats to me.

Oh. How was the trip?

Hey, I get it now.

You're with the circus.

We're on a quest.

Sure.

Right.

Well, you know, hey,

I'm on a quest, too.

For gas.

See, my porsche ran out

of gas 10 miles back.

I know Daddy would pay a lot of money

if you'd just help me get back to LA.

You are welcome to join us

on our journey westward.

Perhaps there you will

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