Bearcity Page #2

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stroller meat.

Yes, exactly! And he just won Mr. New

York Daddybear this year.

sash queen!

What is wrong with you?

Well, Michael and Carlos went home to

cuddle. so, I suggest we follow suit.

They're cute, do they.. uh.. do they

''play well with others?''

No, no. Those two are like lesbians,

just without the drum circles.

Well so are we, that's what we are..

OK, for the record..

..no more Bear Claws for the

lightweight who stole my heart.

Of course we're monogamous, baby.

Ohh, oh. Gotta put the ad on

the bulletin board.

Oh, yeah. sh*t, I almost forgot.

What's the ad for?

We have a two bedroom, we

rent out the extra bedroom.

We lost our friend Tony to a big

red-headed bear from Texas.

Yeah, Texas-sized, as they say. Why?

You lookin' for a place?

Last call boys! Drink 'em up.

He's fine.

I understand that.

Besides you ought to take it as a

compliment. Come here.

I ain't with him, I'm with you.

I know. I know. Oh baby,

how's your knee?

Better. You want me to

get down on 'em.

Oh gordito, I just love you so much.

I love you too, Carlito. Oh, how was

softball?

I'm so sorry I missed the game.

Oh it was fine. It wasn't the same

with out my cheering section though.

I'm your whole cheering section?

You're my whole world.

You're so sweet.

seriously. I'm sorry about getting

jealous. It's just guys like that,

I know what they see.

No, I mean it. Gordito I look at you

and I see you and I see how beautiful

you are. Inside and out.

I better see the inside out of this

shirt at the foot of my bed

in about 40 seconds.

Ok.

Oh, I love when you do that.

Oh! Wait, wait, wait. These are the

interviews for next week.

Dammit. Just gimme a minute.

I'm sorry.

It's ok. Take your time.

I haven't been without a job since I

was 18 and comparatively sprightly.

You're gonna find work baby, ok.

Just calm down, you are.

That's easy for you to say. Talk to me

again in

Oh yeah... you're really turning

me on now.

Oh, stop kidding around.

Carlos, I think I'm going to

have the surgery.

so you're going to get your

stomach stapled?

They don't staple it anymore, they use

a rubber band, a lap band it's called.

I knew you wouldn't understand.

Of course I don't understand, gordito!

Ok, cause that kind of treatment is

for people with health problems. Not

self-worth problems.

Carlos, I need a job.

And what? What you think that being

f***ing thin is going to somehow make

you magically employable?

I think you need to go to

your apartment tonight.

Gordito, please don't do this.

Come on.

Just go.

Was he understanding

when you told him?

I mean, simon doesn't really listen as

much as he just waits for you to stop

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