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like Miss Bangkok.

Chil, wait.

You don't know these guys.

They're bad guys.

Trust me, Linda, I know 'em

a whole lot better than you do.

...doin' some ass-poppin'

all up and down a pole.

You'd be up in that place

goin' pop, pop, pop.

Pop, pop, pop.

What are you gonna say?

Nothing more than I have to, if that.

Ass-poppin'.

Snap, crackle, pop!

Chili, wait.

Man in the suit.

You in town

for some kind of convention?

No, but if I was,

you'd be the man to see, am I right?

Why would you say

somethin' stupid like that?

The way you're dressed,

you're either a pimp or a limo driver.

We've got jokes?

You some kind of weak-ass comedian?

Raji, look at me.

I'm lookin' at you, man.

You say you're looking at me,

but are you really looking at me?

I'm really lookin' at you.

You got somethin' stupid to say?

Say it, so I can be done with you.

Linda's quit.

- She's out of the Chicks.

- Man, miss me with that.

She's got five years left

on her contract.

Well, I just cancelled it.

You come walkin' out of the dark.

Who you supposed to be?

I'm the one settin' you straight.

I'm Linda's new manager.

Come on, honey.

- Elliot, light his ass up.

- Got it.

You're Elliot Wilhelm, aren't you?

You're an actor.

Yeah.

I'm sorry. Chili Palmer.

I'm a producer.

I did the film Get Leo.

Do you remember?

Sure, yeah.

It's great to meet you.

You know, I walk into a club,

and I see a guy like you,

and I say, "He's got the look.

But does he have the talent?

Can he act?"

Watch this.

Elliot! Elliot!

Goddamn, what you doin', man?

What?

Breathe. Up. Up.

You okay?

Yeah.

You can do better than him.

Why don't you send me

some pictures, I'll give you a call,

set you up for an audition.

All right, I'm in the Will Smith building.

Linda, you better talk to me.

Good day.

It's like that, huh?

Okay.

Okay!

I got an audition, Raj.

I need to get my headshots.

Edie?

Chili? Is that you?

Yeah.

Man!

So glad you came.

Well, I'm sorry,

and if there's anything I can do...

Thanks.

So, how are you doing?

You know.

You were right there

when it happened, weren't you?

Well, I was in the men's.

But you were with him

in his last hour, right?

I... I've had him cremated,

and I wanted to do something special

with his ashes, you know.

Maybe something he'd like.

Do you got any ideas?

Well, nothing that makes sense.

Say, Edie, is that

an Aerosmith tattoo on your back?

Yeah.

You know I followed them

on tour, right?

I didn't know that.

I thought Joe Perry was so hot.

Yeah?

So you were a groupie?

No, man, much worse.

I did their laundry.

They travel

with their own washer and dryer.

I did everything

except Steven's stage clothes.

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