Baywatch Page #3
your beef
and your biscuits
stuck down there.
It's gonna be okay.
I've been through it, too.
Not a big deal.
Really?
Yeah, absolutely.
I was stuck in a woman
for hours once.
Couldn't get out.
Totally the same, yeah?
It's the same thing.
Stuck junk
is stuck junk.
Stuck junk
is stuck junk. Okay.
All right, buddy,
we're gonna have to, uh,
flash-freeze your Johnson.
No, no, it's okay,
it's okay, I got it.
Look, it's okay.
- Oh, my god.
- Nope. Still stuck.
I mean, if you think
about it, it's
a good thing, right?
Congratulations.
Hey, uh, how
you feeling, sport?
Better,
but could we get
some sort of perimeter
going for the crowd?
Nah. Nobody's looking.
Just us.
God, you're lying.
That's a lot of people.
Mitch, I can't get
the swelling to go down.
All right.
We're going to have
to pull it out.
- Pull it?
- Yeah.
Just like pulling
a tooth.
What?
Don't you touch
my dick!
I'm okay.
Ronnie,
are you okay?
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm proud of you,
Ronnie.
F*** you, Dave.
You're my worst friend.
Captain, uh, I need to
talk to you about this...
Yeah, Mitch. Look,
you're just in time.
I want you to
watch something.
Check this out.
Matt Brody,
U.S. swimmer, sex symbol
and adrenaline junkie.
How do I define myself?
80% trill and 30% dope.
People think I'm crazy,
that I'm out of control.
How do you think
I got all this gold?
"Crazy
and out of control"
may have worked
for his individual events,
but when it came to the relay,
Brody blew it for the team.
Usa is in
the lead for the team relay
and Brody's in the water
to anchor.
Oh, my god!
Looks like he just
vomited in the pool.
After a night
of partying in rio
led to a streak of
bad luck in the pool,
Brody was dubbed
the "vomit comet."
How do you feel
about losing a medal
for your teammates?
There's no "i" in "team."
But there is a "me."
Are you dyslexic?
I'm Caucasian.
This is the guy you think
is a good PR opportunity
for us?
Wow. Right?
He's reckless,
he's insubordinate.
Come on.
Which is why
we can afford him.
Come on, Mitch.
The guy's only here
because
he took a plea deal.
A plea deal?
For what?
The specifics
aren't important.
What's important is that
we are his community service.
Come on. He's a train wreck.
With two gold medals.
How many gold medals
do you have?
Probably zero. Okay?
Brody is an American hero with
the face of a Swedish model.
You're losing me.
He's one of
the best swimmers
in the whole world.
There's more to this job
than just swimming.
You know that.
Yeah,
there's also politics.
Now, look, Mitch,
let's be honest.
We're staring into
the abyss here.
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