Baywatch Page #2
Hey! Matt Brody.
Matt Brody.
Yes, yes.
Absolutely.
And we still
don't give a f***.
Don't give a f***.
No, fresh out.
Fresh out of fucks.
Yeah.
Okay, that ocean out
there has riptides
that'll tear your
little mangina in two.
My mangina?
So you are being serious.
Dead serious,
right now, nsync,
all right?
This ain't no little
f***ing pond out of Iowa.
So with all due respect,
you want to be here
on this team,
on our team,
you're gonna
have to earn it.
Look, I get it.
You're big, sasquatch.
But I'm fast.
Really f***ing fast.
Which is
why somebody important
thinks I belong here.
So when you two figure out
who the f*** I am,
you can find me
on the beach.
See you.
Did that really
just happen?
It did.
He slapped me.
Wow.
Yeah. His hands were
soft and supple though,
like a woman.
No offense.
None taken.
You know what, man?
I gotta tell you,
about this year.
You know
what I'm saying?
Good luck out there, man.
Good luck.
Thanks.
And if you need
some extra motivation...
Looking at it
right there.
Hey...
You okay?
Help! C.J., help!
My friend
is choking! Help!
No, not c.J.
Not c.J. No, no!
Are you okay?
You're choking.
Oh, god.
Are you okay?
Ronnie.
You're gonna
be just fine.
What?
Ah! Thank you!
Ronnie, are you okay?
Oh, yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah.
No, don't touch,
don't touch.
Okay.
I'm so good.
You did good, good, good work.
Good job.
Thank you, you can go now.
Okay, um,
drink some water...
Thank you so much.
Okay.
...I guess.
Dave?
Yeah.
How does it look?
How does what look?
Down there.
Does not look good at all.
Yeah, what does it
look like?
Looks like your dick
is trapped between
two slats of wood.
Okay, I just...
F***, I can't reach it.
I just need you to get down
there and just pop it out.
No, I can't do that at all.
Come on, I just need you...
You grab that dick
and you push it out.
No, no.
Okay. Hi.
I'm going to
help you.
We're going to
deflate the situation
together. Okay?
Okay.
Focus.
Think about things
that turn you off.
Maybe like, um...
Like your grandma's
underwear?
Mmm-mmm. Not working.
No? Okay, cool.
Maybe, like...
Ostriches.
Guys, still stuck.
Mitch, hey, need you.
No, no, not Mitch.
Hey.
Hey, Mitch is here.
Ronnie, you pumped about
the qualifiers, buddy?
You know it, man.
I'm just, um... I'm really...
Really excited to quit
and computer science
and really, really do
something with my life.
You don't need
to look down there.
Do not touch me
right now.
Not even touching you.
Okay.
Wow. Okay.
Looks like you got
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