Batman Unlimited: Monster Mayhem Page #2

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Identity theft maybe?

Digital robbery? Government hacking?

Not their MO.

It must be for someone else.

Keep your eyes peeled, Cyborg.

Roger that, Batman. Cyborg out.

I'm starving already.

We should order dinner.

- You want Chinese?

- No, we had Chinese last night.

- Mexican?

- We had that the night before last.

Hey, you know what I'm in the mood for?

Pizza time.

Did you already order?

No, did you?

Piping hot pizza.

Wait a second, aren't you...?

Heh. Grundy good actor.

Pizza man. Who want pizza?

Get him in your sights. Load them up.

What wrong?

I'm just pizza man.

Fire!

You no like pizza?

Batman, I have a robbery in progress

at the atomic power plant.

And guess who.

I'm on my way.

What took you so long?

I was starting to get antsy.

They see through Grundy disguise.

Aw. Have an ice cream. You'll feel better.

Pretty re-volt-ing, eh, Grundy?

Hey, I'll do the jokes

around here, Birdboy.

Now go perch somewhere else.

Joker? Uh-oh.

Take care of him, Grundy.

Me call you Night-wishbone.

Pull you apart.

Me win.

A robot wolf?

Oh, Bats, sometimes I think

you're as crazy as I am.

All right, let's get down.

- Had enough?

- You funny.

Stop this now, Joker.

I can't hear you.

I'm going over the falls.

You can't outrun me.

Outrun you?

Where's the sport in that?

I'm waiting for him. Heh.

Oh, Grundy,

I could kiss you, you big galoot.

In fact, I will.

Ha, ha.

Let's motor. Lots to do.

- Huh?

- Wakey-wakey, Gogo Shoto.

What's the angle?

This fella's supposed to be that smart?

Apparently he's quite the hotshot

in his field.

Looks like a heaping helping

of hot nothing to me.

Now me hungry.

Again? You just had pizza.

Grundy got fast metabolism.

Oh, no. Let me go, please.

I'm just a video-game designer.

Hello, Gogo Shoto.

I like your name, by the way.

It's cuckoo c-c-crazy. Ha!

You're the Joker.

Always nice to meet a fan.

Please don't hurt me.

Hurt you?

Don't talk twaddle, genius. I need you.

Need me?

You see, I'm going to play

this amazing practical joke on Gotham...

...and I need your help to do it.

Take that, you zombie brain-munchers.

This Gogo Shoto really knows

how to make a video game.

You should get back to your training.

- What?

- Training. Your training.

I know. It's great training.

Watch me clear this level.

Yes! Completion bonus.

Solomon Grundy. Clayface.

Scarecrow. Silver Banshee.

That's a frightful four

if I've ever seen one.

Each of them a powerful enemy

in their own right.

Why join forces?

And why follow the Joker?

It's all tied to Gogo Shoto.

Why kidnap the head

of a video-game company?

Gogo's more than just a designer,

he's an artist.

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