Batman Ninja
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2018
- 85 min
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(BATS SCREECHING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDERCLAP)
CATWOMAN:
You think you'veI promise, you haven't.
I wouldn't have
believed it myself
if I hadn't seen it
with my own eyes.
And this time, curiosity
almost killed this cat.
BATMAN:
Shut it down, Grodd.It's over. You're finished!
GORILLA GRODD:
No, I'm too close.
You will not interfere with my
experiment this time, Batman.
(GROWLS)
Catwoman, don't!
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
BATMAN:
What?Where am I?
What happened?
(EXCLAIMS)
Hmm?
It's Japanese.
And that's me.
(APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)
SAMURAI:
There he is,get him!
Samurai?
Stop! Listen to me, I don't
want to hurt any of you.
Fine, have it
your way.
Explain yourself.
We were sent to find the man
dressed as a bat.
to kill him on sight.
Who's your master?
(HORSES NEIGHING)
None of this makes any sense.
Everything's offline.
But from the look of it,
this is ancient Japan.
Which doesn't explain
what's going on up there.
BATMAN:
What?(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
- The Joker?
- So soon?
That's right, Bats.
(WHISPERS) It is I.
Damn you!
(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Hi.
And Harley Quinn.
Oh, but you
have to admit,
we really had you
going there, didn't we?
That's enough. What are you
playing at this time, Joker?
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Haven't you heard?
Everyone's been calling me
Diruku Tin Mao,
The Demon King.
The most powerful
man in Japan.
But you can call me...
Lord Joker.
Oh, I never really
wanted to be a Lord.
It wasn't what you would
call an aspiration.
But when life throws
you time travels,
sometimes you gotta make travelade.
(LAUGHS)
Guess I have that monkey
to thank for this.
If it wasn't for
his stupid machine
- this tiny island would have never been on my itinerary.
- (GRUMBLES)
I have to say I've really
enjoyed the sushi here.
Mwah. It's even better
with some sauce.
(JOKER LAUGHS EXULTANTLY)
(JOKER GROANS)
(GROANS)
Is it me, or is it
getting hot in here?
Oh, don't run away.
I'm your biggest fan.
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Oh, now, now, Batman, don't
you want to play anymore?
Oh, now look what you've done.
Poison Ivy would be
very disappointed.
Mmm.
Don't you know how bad razor-edged
fighting fans are for the environment?
You're the one who
keeps throwing them.
Because you won't
let them hit you.
(BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Looks like you're
fresh out of those fans.
So what are you
going to do now, Joker?
- Oh, I've got options, Bats.
- (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
I've still
got Harley,
- and an army of Samurai who have you surrounded.
- (SNAPS FINGER)
BATMAN:
Seven to one,I'll take those odds.
(MUFFLED CUNNING LAUGHTER)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
Should we go
after him, Lord J?
I've got people.
Let's just enjoy
the moonlight.
(EXCLAIMS SATISFACTORILY)
We have all the time
in the world.
SHOGUN:
Move, move.He can't be far.
- (MEOWING)
- Huh?
(MEOWING)
Don't be afraid.
It's just a little catcall.
Catwoman?
CATWOMAN:
When I saw theJoker's samurai on the move,
I figured
something was up.
I'm glad
it was you.
How did you
get here?
Same as you.
Gorilla Grodd's time machine.
That was
two years ago.
How is that
even possible?
I downloaded these before the time jump.
Maybe they can help.
JOKER:
Say what'syour business, monkey.
PENGUIN:
Why have youbrought us here?
GORILLA GRODD:
Criminals of GothamCity, I've gathered you here
to unveil
my greatest invention.
NIGHTWING:
Red Hood,this is Nightwing.
The lead paid off. It's like
a criminal convention here.
RED HOOD:
Yeah, I can see themfrom here too.
ALFRED:
Well, the Mayor'sparty's tonight.
I wasn't alone.
They were all there too.
Nightwing, Red Hood,
Red Robin, and Robin.
So where are they?
I don't know.
I haven't seen
any of them.
But since arriving, Gotham's criminals
have run wild all over Japan.
GORILLA GRODD:
Behold, The Quake Engine.
Now, witness as I become
master of time and space,
and bend them to my will.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
CATWOMAN:
There areno more images.
The rest are
just audio files.
BATMAN:
Grodd's machine musthave affected the data transfer.
JOKER:
Now it's allupside down.
mucking with our heads.
GORILLA GRODD:
You will not interferewith my experiment this time, Bat...
So the Joker is just the unwitting
beneficiary of Grodd's experiment.
Well, no one ever said
he didn't thrive in chaos.
BATMAN:
But we were thereat the same time,
why the two year difference?
CATWOMAN:
Who knows howtime travel works?
Grodd delayed me, and it
must have affected the jump.
turned to be two years now.
Selena, may I ask what were
I can tell you I never thought
I'd end up here.
I followed Gorilla Grodd to Arkham
to see what he was up to that night.
If it was any good, I was
planning on stealing it.
And the criminals?
Like the Joker,
they've taken over.
They've deceived
all the Sengoku Daimyos
and become
lords of their states.
Sengoku Daimyo?
That's right.
feudal era of warring states.
CATWOMAN:
Yes. Each of Gotham's criminalsis trying to conquer and unify Japan.
The Penguin has seized control
of the state of Kai.
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