Batman Forever Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 121 min
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It's his Achilles' heel.
It can be exploited.
BATMAN:
I know.You called me for this?
The Batsignal is not a beeper.
I wish I could say that my interest
in you was...
...purely professional.
Are you trying to get under my cape?
[Chase snickers]
A girl can't live by psychoses alone.
It's the car, right? Chicks love it.
[Giggles]
What is it about the wrong kind of man?
In grade school:
guys with earrings.College:
motorcycles, leather jackets.Now...
[Chase moans]
...black rubber.
Try a fireman. Less to take off.
I don't mind the work.
Pity I can't see behind the mask.
BATMAN:
We all wear masks.My life's an open book. You read?
I don't blend in at a family picnic.
CHASE:
We could give it a try. I'll bringthe wine...
...you bring your scarred psyche.
Direct, aren't you?
CHASE:
You like strong women.I've done my homework.
Or do I need skintight vinyl and a whip?
I haven't had much luck with women.
Maybe you just haven't met
the right woman.
[Door opens]
[Footsteps]
I saw the signal.
COMMISSIONER:
What's going on?BATMAN:
Nothing.False alarm.
Are you sure?
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
Women.
[Batmobile engine roars]
[Crackling]
[Edward gasps excitedly]
EDWARD:
Now I've got it!Ha!
"Too many questions.
There's too many questions.
[Whiny voice] "Too many..."
[Sarcastic tittering]
I'll show you it works!
STICKLEY:
[Yells]What the hell is going on here?
I told you this project is terminated!
I'm calling Security!
[Thud]
[Shouts] Caffeine will kill you!
[Ding]
EDWARD:
[Whispers]Rise and shine, little guinea pig.
What are you doing?
Untie me!
EDWARD:
This won't hurt.At least, I don't think it will.
STICKLEY:
What are you doing?This?
[High-pitched zoom]
[Sighs]
[Edward laughs softly]
[Electronic sound effects]
EDWARD:
Losing resolution.More power!
[Zap]
[Stickley screams]
[Both scream]
[Voice vibrates]
[Hoots and hollers]
[Both speak gibberish extremely quickly]
[Sighs exaggeratedly]
[Shouts] Edward Nygma...
...come on down!
You're the next contestant on...
...Brain Drain!
[Imitates voices of talk-show host
and contestant]
I'll take what's inside
EDWARD:
What have we got for him?[Goofy chuckling]
Oh, Stickley, I'm having a breakthrough!
And a breakdown? Maybe!
Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius.
No, several geniuses.
A gaggle, a swarm...
...a flock of freaking Freuds!
Riddle me this, Fred.
EDWARD:
What is everything to someone...... and nothing to everyone else?
[Shouts] Your mind, baby!
Now mine pumps with the power of yours!
[Sings]
"I'm sucking up your IQ
"Vacuuming your cortex
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